Recent reviews by Captain Travolt

Spend your time on something more useful

10/10 Not a broken game.
Hitboxes are correct size and it isn't 3 times bigger
Estoc is balanced weapon
Bleed is balanced too
Poise works as intended
People don't taunt after ganking you 5 v 1
Invasions hardly have ganks
There are tons of summons
No one ever goes invisible when they get summoned
Challenging pve
Sorceries have good miss-to-damage ratio
You will make many friends
PVP won't make you cry



And you will praise the sun and not a moon

Don't focus on the grind and enjoy what you have. It'll make the game so much more enjoyable.

By the time you download all the dlc there will be twice as many new dlc you have to buy.
10/10 would buy again

This is one of the best MOBA game you will ever play. There are many heroes you can chose from and many play styles for each of the heroes. At first you will think it is a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game and only nerds play it, but you will soon learn that anyone can play it, even Russians can play it.

PROS

You will learn how to control your anger

You will learn Russian

You will hate Russians

You will spend all your free time on this game

You become MLG


CONS

Russians

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Rampages from the other team

CYKA BLYAT

Can't no scope as sniper

I was playing a game of TTT and some guy died from tripping over a chair