nathan

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Dear Who are you dumping?,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter, this is not easy for me at all, honestly. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me, I'm bouncing and not looking back.. Don't let it get you all upset inside, I always liked your friend more. It is because of your extreme mental problems that keep me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.

You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with wonderful way you leave your snot rags on the table. I might miss certain things about you such as the time you told your parents about the first time we kissed.

I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to love again. And hopefully we will still be close buddies.

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