Recent reviews by t swizzle

perfect brain dead game

♥♥♥♥♥♥ terraria and i hate that game too XD

Mirrors Edge Catalyst is the most frustrating and infuriating game i have ever played. The game is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ annoying. The combat is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you get hit by every little punch even after "combat shifting". It's super clunky and frustrating to get used to and in fact I never got used to it. In terms of story, it's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ gborng I didnt care after the first 4 cutscenes its so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bland and cookie cutter I could write it if I was a 4th grader. The controllers and overall gamplay is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trash. I used a controller but no matter what I do, Faith doesnt do ♥♥♥♥. I press the button to grab and she doesnt grab, she ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ wall runs like ??? The visual design and sound design is cool but it really cannot save this game form being the absolute worst game I have ever played. I haven't finished the game either lol. The game is supposedly 8-10 hours long but you will be spending 5 of those hours running back and forth from the objective and your safe house through the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ path and the same set of moves. It's so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ boring and slow and of course a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company like EA didn't decide to add a quick travel. I get that is a parkour game and you're supposed to jump and ♥♥♥♥ through the world but doing the same 4 moves and the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ obstacle course just go get your objective makes me feel like im having a stroke. Also the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ runners vision ♥♥♥♥ is so ass. Instead of leading me to the objective it leads me to some ♥♥♥♥♥♥ secret or collectablpe I couldn't care less about. Like even when trying to skip the stupid open world side missions, it just tricks me into doing them or going to them. I have never been so upset a game in my life. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate this ogame and I will be finishing it and I will edit this and talk more ♥♥♥♥ about this awful ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game.
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 0/10 do not buy this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ game thanks

god this game was annoying but its great

i threw my controller like twice but 10/10 fantastic game

fire

goood

this is the slowest game on the planet

its aii

its aii