Recent reviews by Telvis

The 2nd best dinosaur game after Nanosaur

11/10

War never changes.

This game is too clunky to enjoy. The combat has no weight to it and the difficulty of the game is how many enemies RNGesus can throw at you. If you're looking for a randomly generated roguelike Dark Souls, this isn't it.

Follow me, set me free, trust me and buy Sonic Adventure 2 on Steam.

And to think they tried charging money for Battleborn

The best train following simulator I've ever played.

Just finished my best run yet:

Start off with me and a gentle giant karate master named Greg
Greg and I go a few days with no mishaps and collect lots of supplies
We find some Mary Poppins knockoff on the side of the road
Let Mary Poppins join us on our journey to Canada
We journey onwards until we encounter a siege in the sewers
Mary Poppins' umbrella weapon isn't putting a dent in the zombies and it looks like all is lost
Suddenly Greg unleashes his kung fu fury and kills multiple zombies with one punch
We barely make it out of the sewers and we continue on our way
Soon after we take a dog named Karin into our group
A few days go by with nothing too unusual happening
We then find a custom character based on my friend that I made earlier
Mary Poppins gets the boot and my friend joins the group
Our team of four carves a path of carnage on the remainder of the trip to Canada
We have tons of supplies, tons of gas, and tons of food
Nothing could go wrong
The second last siege happens
We make it out with no casualties
Then comes the last siege
It's four minutes long in an average sized city
Too many zombies
We run in and out of buildings looking for supplies
I find some grenades
I pick them up as my character but switch to Greg afterwards to switch out a weapon
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Zombies pile into the building
We could have handled them easily and escaped the building
But my character decides to throw two of the three grenades at the horde
We're in a very small building
I switch back to my character and sprint out of the building
Karin runs out of the building with me
Greg and my friend weren't so lucky
It's just me and Karin left with three more minutes until we can enter Canada
Karin and I survive for quite a while until she gets overwhelmed and dies
Guess it's up to me now
Run around the city with my shotgun and pitchfork trying to train the zombies
Only thirty seconds left
I'm overwhelmed but run to the edge knowing I can leave soon
Start shotgunning the incoming horde
Run out of bullets
Stuck trying to pitchfork the surrounding horde
Only five seconds left before I can leave
I die








10/10 would get my hopes up and then have them shattered at the last minute again

The most addictive fps ever created. It never get old for me because they're is just so much to do unlike other first person shooters. It's almost a different game for every class. Scout is a fast paced shooter, Engineer is resource management, Spy is a stealth shooter, etc. etc. In just under a year this game has taken its place as my favorite game of all time. This game is truely a masterpiece that I will continue to play for years on end.

If you haven't installed this already do it now.

Thanks and have fun

A true masterpiece.

100/10

Why couldn't I pay money for this.

Better than GTA 5, Skyrim, and CSGO combined.

Best game in history

It's pretty good.