Recent reviews by cyx

Don't do it.

Summary: This game is garbage.

I always try to validate a purchase, any purchase. And following the interviews throughout the years of development of this game. I knew that this was going to be revolutionary and that I completely justified $60.

And then I played the game and for the first time in 20 odd years of purchases, I found myself swindled! This game has been a deception from the start.

No Multiplayer.
No variety.
Its all the same garbage, its like the engine that comes up with the worlds/animals/plants just use 10 items and its the 10 same items over and over.
Bugs galore.

There were errors that the game asked me to describe the error...
Here is the error: "I paid $60 for this"

You were fired from making Burnout in EA and decided that that wasn't a big enough sign to change careers. Lets hope Sean Murray doesn't miss this sign.

---{Graphics}---
☑ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ Paint.exe

---{Gameplay}---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It‘s just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Starring at walls is better
☐ Just don‘t

---{Audio}---
☑ Eargasm
☐ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ Earrape

---{Audience}---
☐ Kids
☐ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Human

---{PC Requirements}---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boiiiiii
☑ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Difficulity}---
☐ Just press ‚A‘
☐ Easy
☐ Significant brain usage
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☑ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
☑ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isnt necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You‘ll need a second live for grinding

---{Story}---
☑ Story?
☐ Text or Audio floating around
☐ Average
☐ Good
☐ Lovley
☐ It‘ll replace your life

---{Game Time}---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☐ Long
☑ To infinity and beyond

---{Price}---
☐ It’s free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{Bugs}---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

This is truly, the most amazing looking game when it comes to survival and dinosaurs. I have grown to love my Spino. My beloved Spino <3

Start Game
Point Gun
Kill Enemy
Fancy Gun Drops
Pick up Fancy Gun
Turn Off Game
Buy All Skins
Turn On Game
Get to Global Elite
Delete Game

10/10

In its current state, Warframe feels like the foundation (or frame, you might say) of a game that might be really interesting at some point in the future. It just needs more of everything: more mission variety, more good enemies, more polish, more environments, more players. Monthly content updates are promised, so hopefully some of this will be arriving soon. Digital Extremes has created something that's often genuinely fun to play, and given the cost of entry, Warframe's well worth a try if you're in the mood for something different.

10/10

Pure brilliance!!