Recent reviews by Sandvich Unicorn

death charge lulw

u swim

I just roleplay who the ♥♥♥♥ plays koth hahahahahaha

good

♥♥♥♥ i messed up this building, gotta restart *one enternity later* Finnaly im done! Oh wait i have no power RESTART

Ive spend 134 hours on this game and for days on end ive been playing it non-stop!

Terraria is a game where you start off building a character where you can choose from its hair, to its clothes and even what the characters mode will be. Then a world builds around you and you are put in the game. From the first look as soon as you get in you know that you'll be playing this game for hours. There are endless possiblities in Terraria and there never gonna stop. The creators haven't gave because they have been working on this game for 4 years! Addding new components and adding awesome features to this game, and with the new 1.3 update coming out soon its gonna be even more fun! Terraria is a must have game for the PC and you'll never stop playing

Now for the multiplayer.
When Re-logic made multiplayer in this game they thought "Hey! Lets make a game that actually has good non laggy multiplayer!" and thats what they did.
This multiplayer is crisp and clean but it does have tiny bugs and lags but the amazing game just distracts you from these minor things.

Terraria is a awesome game and a must have. With Re-logic still adding more and more things you'll never get bored!

This is why i rate Terraria 5/5 Stars and a thumbs UP!

Cities Skylines the game that i have know spent hours on building my city, sorting out traffic, unlocking new areas, dealing with sewage, water and power, and of course adding cool assets from the workshop. This game is amazing

Pros
+ You dont need to be online to play
+ Steam Workshop, STEAM WORKSHOP!
+ Asset and Map Creator changes up the gameplay by you making the city brick by brick.
+ This comes from a developer that makes Traffic games so the Traffic is hard, memorising, fun and of course "NO I DELETED THAT ON ACCIDENT NOO" They knocked the traffic out of the park on this game
+ Graphics, AMAZING Graphics
+ No Logging in to Origin...
+ Lots of achivements and unlockables
+ No DLC (if dont count the deluxe as a dlc)
+ Awesome gameplay mechanics
+ You can stalk everybody and everyone (even wolfs and dogs!)
+ Name every house and person

Cons
- Little bit of lag (for me cause i dont have a great computer.. i have a 5 year old computer with an old but updated intel drive) But i just changed a bit of options now its running fine
- A Tiny bit of bugs but it will probaly be fixed in like a month or two because this is just a new game and its a good game


Cities Skylines is one of the best games ive ever played, like ever. Traffic is perfect, Graphics is perfect, Assets are perfect and basicly every single thing is perfect!

For me being australian the price for the normal game was $40 but i payed up and im playing this game all day

I rate this 5/5 Stars! :D

Ahhh Unturned! Where Stick Shoving 12 year olds rejoice

Unturned is a game made by a 17 year old kid named Nelson, for a kid like this? im really suprised. Nelson did a very good job on the gameplay but here are some downsides and good things!

The downsides are!
-If you wanna craft something? You have no clue so you waste 3 minutes working out HOW TO MAKE A SINGLE ITEM also you have to ctr+alt+delete to even get to google... seriously!
-Multiplayer is laggy as hell, keep getting kicked for random teleporting reasons and zombies just killing you instantly
-Im really sad how some of these gameplay mechanics are bad eg: A zombie dies but it has a EXTREMLY rare drop to drop a item it is wearing once i threw a grenade to about 50 zombies (most of them cowboys) and i got 1 cowboy hat... 1! and finnaly the stupid car start up time... also cars only go 46 (max i think) km's per hour... why cant it go faster.. ITS A ZOMBIE APOC
-Zombies kinda just go for defences than anything else... its really sad as i can just kill heaps of zombies stuck hitting a defense item

Finnaly the good part
+The game has a good viriaty of items eg: Diffrent guns, ammo, armour, and skills!
+My most faviorte AI ive seen in years.... but this is just from the animals (pig and deer) they run when you get close, they have a good understanding of dodging cars and so on!
+Katana = Michonne style (only a handfull of walking dead fans will get this) also dress up as carl like a boss with the hat
+Item spawning and zombie spawning system! This system is awesome 1: All new items spawn so camp at the mil base and own all zombies with diffrent guns 2: Zombies spawn in there apropiate places as farmers, cops, firefighters and civivies all spawn in their places
+Gun Customization! Add silencers, flash hiders, scopes, stocks, diffrent bullets to all your favirote guns!

Over all i know theres a heap of bugs and glitches but this game is worth getting! THUMBS UP!