Recent reviews by PyZo

Game literally feels like a day in the life. 75% chores, 25% fun. Too much stuff in this game is a grind or feels like its for the purpose of padding out the gameplay.

Sure there is a learning curve where you can block/parry attacks of really meaty enemies until you learn its pretty much a fruitless effort in that every enemy has 1 unreadable move. Not indicated by any sound or prep to get you to have time to react.

I may have 78 hours on this title but really I feel like I've just played 8 of it.

Workshop Zombies is epic. Would have never discovered Poop of the Dead otherwise. Train go boom/boom

Bone

It's alright

Ah yes

S+ Rank Slavery

Loved it for its Single-player Campaign. The character development is thorough for just one game and I haven't played a CoD campaign this good since Modern Warfare 2.

Payday 2 logic:
:Always brings a broken drill to mission, especially the world's largest bank.
:spots a guard while being stealthy - yells "♥♥♥♥!" outloud.
:Drills a safe for 3 minutes only to find useless piece of paper.
:Who puts medals and certificates in secure safes?
:Kills one civillian, pays $48,000 - kills thousands of cops who are just doing their job, "Nice one"
:Attachments can cause more than guns.
:Able to carry high grade armor, a lightmachine gun and big saw at the same time - can only carry 1 keycard.
:takes a bullet to the head "Im fine." - Gets kicked by guy "Im down!"
:Kills hundreds of cops - Stays in jail for 4 minutes then released with weapons and gear and mask
:Can only use gun when mask is on.


Overall 10/10 for sensible logic.

In a game where anyone can report you for killing em.
Where all reports say your a hacker, RDM-er (even if they were the traitor) or just say you're a noob for killing em.
10/10
Will be reported again for no reason no h8

Perfect game for Perfectionists.
People expect you to get kills, MVP and clutch rounds.
People and friends always comment on your screw-ups even if these screw-ups almost happen every match.
People will kick, neglect, diss you if you are always at the bottom of the leaderboards.
People will pressure, destroy your personality and will deny your existance.
10/10 Bring me back to COD pls.

Would be the worst game if it werent for my W key and Mouse 1 Button.
3/Half Life 3