Recent reviews by not ivan

is elden beast kinda hot or is it over for me

Gal*Gun 2 is the fourth game in the Gal Gun franchise.

this game is great because it forces everyone else to indulge my TERRIBLE, GOD AWFUL jokes

I CANNOT WIN WITH THE FUNNY ROBOT

beat soul of cinder on first try, almost no hit

create new character

die to iudex

leyley did nothing wrog

sexo

pretty fun on sale. Liked it enough to play it for 50 hours and have a lot of fun, didn't like it enough to justify the file size.

Long day of adventuring ends. We've slaughtered countless goblins and ventured deep into the Underdark on a whim, surviving near death on several occasions. There is a party before we rest for the night, as thanks for our kindness and our heroics.
I am a silly little gnome guy who shoot thing with bow have fun. Looking forward to unwinding with all my friends while we prepare for the tribulations to come.

Talk to skeleton friend.
He says he can revive my dead friends for some coin.
Thank you, skeleton friend.

Talk to elf friend.
"You seem uneasy." I say. "What's on your mind?"
"GODS i wanna ♥♥♥♥ someone. Not you tho lol"
Odd turn of events, but I appreciate their honesty.

Talk to wizard friend.
"I'm glad you sought me out!" He says. "Once festivities die down, come with me so I can teach you things."
"That sounds like a great idea, friend." I return, knowing he is wise beyond his years.
"Great. I look forward to our night of intimate teaching."
That's a strange way to phrase a night of education.

Talk to cleric friend.
"I overheard your conversation with Gale." She begins
"But you've been on the other side of the camp the entire-"
"So, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥' Gale, huh?"
wat
"Hey, come drink with me. Shame you're ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GALE or I'd wanna."
Only dialogue options are to say "That can change" Or "Yeah I am"
oh that's what he meant.

Talk to fighter friend.
"I AM VERY ATTRACTED TO THE WAY YOU KILL THINGS. SHAME THAT YOU'RE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GALE THOUGH, BECAUSE-"

I load quicksave

I talk to skeleton friend. He's nice.
I talk to druid friend. He's also nice.
I go to bed.

((while i understand the logic of adventurers being horny after a long day of bloodsoaked excitement on the verge of death, i do wish that selecting the 'no sex' options did more than just alter the cutscenes.))

((It's not that big of a deal, and I'm pretty sure you're always able to say 'no' (assuming you realize what they're talking about to begin with, which I genuinely, no meme, didn't realize when I was talking with Gale) without consequence, but I'd prefer it if I could avoid the awkwardness altogether.))

((8.6/10 game))\

(8/8/2023 EDIT: Y'know what, 9/10)
(8/11/2023 EDIT: I beat the game. I considered lowering it back to 8.5~, because, like all Larian games I've played, the game falls off in the third act. But that felt a little unfair because 'falling off' in this game just means its only a little better than literally every other RPG on the market, instead of wildly blowing everything out of the water. Light 9 for sure.)

(Final edit probably - Yeah it's like an 8.5 outta ten.)

ACTUAL FINAL EDIT PROBABLY - Looks like everyone being super horny all the time was a bug, and it has since been fixed. Now everyone is horny more slowly. Hooo-ray. They also apparently made it more obvious when you're about to agree to shag Gale, so that's good too. Thank you Larry Ian, very cool.

ACTUAL REAL FINAL EDIT PROBABLY- 8/10

I like basically everything about this game except for some of the boss fights. Fortunately, ~ + god + enter

very fun and goes on sale all the time / 10

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