Recent reviews by Laplace

For the past month I have not been able to stop talking about how fat this chick's ass is

Also this is one of the most diabolical metroidvanias of all time, the movement can be infuriatingly difficult but so satisfying and fun to use once you've mastered it. The game will always keep you on your toes though, for once you've mastered one movement trick, another one will come to smash your head in until you yet again conquer it.

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AWOOGAH AROOGAH ARUGULA HUMMINA HUMMINA!!! BOOINGGGG WOOF WOOF WOOF WOAHHHH MAMA WOOOOFFFFF ToUngE ROLLS OUT

This game just straight rocks bro, it feels so good. It never fails to offer a challenge if you're looking for it, and you're never NOT satisfied for your victories. Zagreus is such a W protagonist, just so chill and decides to be nice to everyone for no reason.

One thing I can say I appreciate is the idea of death opening up new opportunities and making you more powerful like a prestige, it feels fresh with how you proceed to become more powerful, and it makes sense being the prince of the dead. Also oh! the script in this game is absolutely enormous, and it fuels almost endless intrigue as even after several hours, hundreds I'm sure, you'll still get new dialogue; this is straight up a book in a game.

10/10 this ♥♥♥♥ is so fun.

My favorite part was when Frodo and Sam make it all the way to mount doom, and then they have to turn around and go back to the shire because they realize they forgot their socks.

9/10, the missing point is because it's inaccurate. Frodo doesn't fall down and get stabbed nearly much as he did in the movies

baman (he is NOT stupid)

Gratifying rhythm-like combat system that feels even cooler because you're punching people dressed up as a bat.
The sense of story and how it flows feels natural and very enthralling while you play as the world's greatest detective.
Kevin Conroy is the DEFINITIVE voice of Batman and he shines here no less than he does in the animated series' and movies, I even hear his voice when reading the comics. RIP.

Batman is my favorite comic book character, and this game is always a slam dunk, 10s across the board from me baby.

10/10

"Monsieur, does this mean overwatch is back???" dreamworks smile "no"

Mike Harrington's schizophrenia dream right before he dies.

Today when I walked into my economics class I saw something I dread every time I close my eyes. Someone had brought their new gaming laptop to class. The Forklift he used to bring it was still running idle at the back. I started sweating as I sat down and gazed over at the 700lb beast that was his laptop. He had already reinforced his desk with steel support beams and was in the process of finding an outlet for a power cable thicker than Amy Schumer's thigh. I start shaking. I keep telling myself I'm going to be alright and that there's nothing to worry about. He somehow finds a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ outlet. Tears are running down my cheeks as I send my last texts to my family saying I love them. The teacher starts the lecture, and the student turns his laptop on. The colored lights on his RGB Backlit keyboard flare to life like a nuclear flash, and a deep humming fills my ears and shakes my very soul. The entire city power grid goes dark. The classroom begins to shake as the massive fans begin to spin. In mere seconds my world has gone from vibrant life, to a dark, earth shattering void where my body is getting torn apart by the 150mph gale force winds and the 500 decibel groan of the cooling fans. As my body finally surrenders, I weep, as my school and my city go under. I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate gaming laptops.

secondlife 2

life if it operated under blasconian mechanics

Game where you can rule over all of Moldavia playing as an acorn, witness infidelity on behalf of your mistress archduchess pinecone, and promptly fall into a depression, drinking for 2 weeks straight right before committing seppuku. (your last orders before you died was that a mumbling hobo take the throne right after you)