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118.5 hrs on record (106.2 hrs at review time)
Game is all about it's community and i'll tell you what, some of the funniest ♥♥♥♥ i've seen in years has happened on this game and i always end up coming back for more laughs (play AU official sometime and cause havoc and you'll see what i mean)

SCP: Secret Laboratory is really easy to pick up and easy to learn but it has a very high skill ceiling due to some of the crazy plays you can pull off, the community makes it some days and breaks it others but that happens in every game and it's pretty easy to make someone's life in game a little bit harder if you put your mind to it, i know i've done it plenty of times and laughed my ass off

you have to do this if you play, get to 914 as a d-class or a scientist, i don't discriminate against anyone trying to have fun, try your best to put the dial to rough or coarse when the machine is full to the brim with people and hit the button............. you should hear someone proceed to tell everyone how they want to die because some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ aka you touched the machine and now they have no card, but it's alright because your sides should be in space

maybe i'll see you on au official, im just a simple proximity chat dj doing my own thing and having fun
Posted September 23, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
7.9 hrs on record (3.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Step 1: Buy the game
Step 2: Install the game
Step 3: Play the game
Step 4: Spawn in next to a bouy
Step 5: Get out of life raft to look at bouy
Step 6: See 3 Great White sharks
Step 7: ♥♥♥♥ yourself
Step 8: Get back to your Life raft
Step 9: Great whites become aggresive
Step 10: Great whites tail flick the raft
Step 11: Become superman and fly through the air
Step 12: Lose your powers and land in the Ocean
Step 13: Great Whites Gang Bang you
Step 14: ask nicely to stop
Step 15: you have lost your virginity
Step 16: try to swin back to the raft
Step 17: get back in the boat
Step 18: GET FLICKED OUT AGAIN
STEP 19: START TO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PANIC BECAUSE BOAT IS GONE
STEP 20: FIGHT GREAT WHITES WITH A KNIFE
STEP 21: die
Step 22: repeat process








10/10 best game would buy again
Posted February 15, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
402.8 hrs on record (167.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
i would recommed this game to anyone who play a minecraft/dayZ
the pyschics are meh and the combat is amazing

beware Ragers dont play this game if tou dont like to be raided and backstab constatly



CODE BANDITO
Posted July 27, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
i would recommed this game to anyone who play a minecraft/dayZ
the pyschics are meh and the combat is amazing

beware Ragers dont play this game if tou dont like to be raided and backstab constatly



CODE BANDITO
Posted July 27, 2014.
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