Recent reviews by Kiwi Stranger

Anthony Burch is a pathenic failure of a man and anything written by him should be avoided like the plague on principle. Also Randy Pitchford is a pedo.

Was ♥♥♥♥. Don't trust reddit when it comes to buying games, especially if their advice is "mod it until it's good."

0/10 i regret giving money for this

Game was good once. nuValve ♥♥♥♥♥♥ it over a lot but some of the f*n is still there. Would cautiously recommend.
Still better than tumblrwatch/10

It's like Godhand mixed with No More Heroes.
>Hmm, well this game has some ugly ass levels, I wonder what all the fuss is abou-
>♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THIS IS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ AWESOME!
>OH MY GOD I'M THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GATMAN JESUS CHRIST!
>♥♥♥♥ YES! YOU ARE THE BEST BOSS FIGHT EVER!

I like this game.
It's not because of the story, which could have been done so much better it's agonising.
It's not because of the characters, because most of them were very unlikeable.
It's not because of the writing, because that was just horrible with no excuse.
Why, then, do I like this game?
Simply pick Gunzerker, get a decent pair of weapons and play it. Then you'll see.
Addendum: Laughing at Burch cures 150% of crippling depression.

The way I can best describe this game is:
GTA V + Skyrim.
I'm not even kidding, the game is actually like Skyrim with guns.
(Also, your character has way too many customization options. Seriously, why would you even want to increase penis size?)

It crashes every time, don't buy it until TellTale fix it. IF they even bother to.
edit: works on wine h-haha