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1 person found this review helpful
131.8 hrs on record (126.1 hrs at review time)
Probably one of the worst games that I've ever played. Bluehole is a team of amatuers who could be replaced with monkeys at computers. The amount of cheaters in this game and the complete disconenct between the devs and players is somehow making this game even worse. And calling your playerbase xenophobes because they're sick of being killed by high ping players from halfway across the world is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stupid. ♥♥♥♥ this game, and ♥♥♥♥ the developers whose heads are so far up their own asses they can see what they had for lunch
Posted March 8, 2018.
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155.6 hrs on record (140.5 hrs at review time)
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This game is as addictive as heroin. Buy it if you want to lose all of your time.
Posted December 28, 2017.
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118.0 hrs on record (10.6 hrs at review time)
I had to create a new highway to mitigate traffic

soo... much... f*ckin... traffic...
Posted March 22, 2017.
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11 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
6.9 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Well, this game is more of a tech demo than a game. If you have five bucks to burn, go for it.
Posted January 17, 2017.
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34.4 hrs on record (31.7 hrs at review time)
Uplink is the debut of the developers that made Prison Architect and Darwinia. Its a simple game about hacking and espionage. You work as an agent infront of his computer, changing records, deleting key documents, and hacking banks. While the storyline is kinda weak, its still a fun game to play.
Posted November 23, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
1,364.1 hrs on record (433.2 hrs at review time)
This game... Oh boi
PROS
-Can run on the computer equivalent of a rusty spork
-Lots of replayabiliy, wether you're the friendly neibourhood hoovy dispencing sandviches for friendlies and enemies alike, or going ham as a spy, there is something to do
-Full of minigames like Bhop, Surf, etc.
-Moddable - just download source SDK and look up some 3kliks videos if you want to start mapping or modding
-You can jump a quarter mile into the air and hit someone with a shovel on your way down, insta-killing them. Nothing better than that amirite?
-Theres a class for every version of play.
CONS
-Bad preformance in some induvijual situations, if your computer is crappy, make sure its the only app open
-Theres plenty of crappy mods for this game. If you wanna find some good ones, take the time to sift them out
-There is a range of people and skills in this game. Good luck getting on a good team.
-Brazilians, Russians, or anyone that doesn't speak English
-Matchmaking and ranks are garbage right now
-There is little to no transparency with the dev team.

Overall, 7/10
Posted October 24, 2016.
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8 people found this review helpful
1.4 hrs on record
Welp. This game was a complete waste of time. The story is so hard to figure out, and the game is just not fun in general.
Also, this was made by people trying to push their political adgena.
No. F*ck that. F*ck you for doing that,
Posted September 23, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record
This game is very good in my opinion. It's full of red herrings, small puzzles, and other things. However, its very short, and the ending is unfulfilling. I wouldn't recommend this if you're looking for a harder point-and-click game, but I would if you have an hour to kill
Posted August 21, 2016.
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1.6 hrs on record
7/10

This movie is as it explains, like Mirror's Edge and COD. The action scenes are very brutal, and the story, unlike most movies, is not too hard to follow, but still fresh.

However, as to expect with an independent movie, there is alot of stock footage, such as greenscreens and sounds, but its not too distracting unless you're looking for it. However, the scene where Henry leaves the elevator and shoots the grenade launcher is obviously CG, but that's really the only problem I have with it.

TL;DR, this movie is not serious. But it knows this, and takes advantage of it.

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Posted August 1, 2016. Last edited August 1, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2,252.9 hrs on record (1,515.6 hrs at review time)
PROS
-Working game (Better than Bad Rats)
-Old, yet strong engine
-Heavily moddable and changeable
-Plenty of gamemodes to keep you busy
CONS
-The community for this game is absolutley freakin toxic. Any game that is 10 bucks or under has an enormous amount of squeakers and trolls. If you're gonna play multiplayer, keep that in mind
-Since this is also on the Source engine, you cannot run it alongisde other games, such as CSGO or TF2.
-There are sometimes really terrible mods for this game, and some can crash you. Be careful with whta you choose to make

Overall, great game, ♥♥♥♥ playerbase.
Posted July 27, 2016.
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