Recent reviews by Cheese

I may only have almost 69 (nice) hours on the Steam version as of writing this review, but believe me when I say I'd easily have over a thousand combined hours when factoring in all those years of playing the browser version. Make no mistake, these cookies are laced with something far more addictive than any illicit drug.

Cookie Clicker remains the only idle game I have any real respect for, largely because it subverts and lampoons the very same genre it inadvertently pioneered. Its sense of humour still holds up, too, and I often find myself quoting lines like "'Ook', says interviewed Orangutan" and "Births of suspiciously bald babies on the rise. Ancient Alien cabal denies involvement".

I promise you, this game is worth every cent.

A fantastic remaster that's even more majestic and colourful than it was all those years ago.

Stunning visuals and a relaxing soundtrack overlaying simple but solid gameplay. Would wholeheartedly recommend to any fans of the 'outrun' aesthetic.

This game is perfect by virtue of having Horatio in it.

Horatio/10

As entertaining now as it was all those years ago. I'll just parrot what others have said here; we need more of these small creative oddities, not every game has to be big and grandiose.

Half-Life deserved better than that shoddy Source port all those years ago. Now its true successor is finally finished.

Ridiculous. I aced every procedure in this game, and they still won't let me back into medical school >:(

Why are you wasting time reading the reviews? Play this masterpiece!

A great game to play when waiting for something else to load or just to kill time.

If I refund this game, will I get my life back?