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We're Rich!

This was 11 minutes of dread.
Gameplay? You're literally just going in a circle.
Frame rate? 16 fps with everything on low.
The UI? It'd be bad for a 2008 Flash Game.
Controls? I don't think it does.

I love New Vegas. The game is a masterpiece. This DLC however, sucks, a lot. There is no fun allowed in the Sierra Madre. They take everything you've gathered away from you and equip with pure garbage weapons bundled with respawning enemies, areas that you can only stay in for a small amount of time, short but brutal stealth sections, and areas that drain your health like it's the apocalypse, all of which discourage exploration which fallout specializes in. Along with the annoying companions and no fast travel so you have to go through everything twice, this DLC just sucks and is a chore more than anything else. The first time I played it I gave up because it just wasn't worth my time for how annoying everything is. The DLC does so much to keep you from the big reward, so much so that about 15% of players have the achievement to start the dlc and about 5% have the achievement for escaping with the gold

played for less than 30 minutes and found an exploit to get infinite points, unlocked every achievement, held c to t pose, and saved the motherland. GLORIOUS!

10/10 play game. Buy bannerlord in 2020. 10/10 play game

Praise be to mountain! All love mountain! Mountain loves all! Praise be to mighty mountain!

MEMES
that's all you need to know
but also, MOTION BLUR LITERALLY THE SPAWN OF SATANS ROTTEN EJACULATE ALL OVER LUCIFERS PIMPLE COVERED ♥♥♥♥ SMEARED ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

Better than any of it's competitors and is an old boy. Valve give us some love.

One of the best rpgs out there better than Fallout 4

To the town of Agua Fria rode a stranger one fine day
Hardly spoke to folks around him, didn't have too much to say,
No one dared to ask his business, no one dared to make a slip
The stranger there among them had a big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
It was early in the morning when he rode into the town
He came riding from the south side, slowly lookin' all around
"He's an outlaw loose and runnin'", came a whisper from each lip
"And he's here to do some business with a big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip"
In this town there lived an outlaw by the name of Texas Red
Many men had tried to take him and that many men were dead
He was vicious and a killer, though a youth of twenty four
And the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more,
One and nineteen more
Now the stranger started talkin' made it plain to folks around
Was an Arizonia ranger, wouldn't be too long in town
He was here to take an outlaw back alive or maybe dead
And he said it didn't matter that he was after Texas Red,
After Texas Red
Wasn't long before this story was relayed to Texas Red
But the outlaw didn't worry, men who tried before were dead
Twenty men had tried to take him, twenty men had made a slip,
Twenty one would be the ranger with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
Now the morning passed so quickly and it was time for them to meet
It was twenty past eleven when they rode out in the street
Folks were watchin' from their windows,
Every body held their breath,
They knew this handsome ranger was about to meet his death,
About to meet his death
There was twenty feet between them
When they stopped to make their play
And the swiftness of the Ranger still talked about today
Texas Red had not cleared leather when a bullet fairly ripped
And the ranger's aim was deadly, with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
It was over in a moment and the crowd all gathered 'round
There before them lay the body of the outlaw on the ground
Oh, he might have went on livin' but he made one fatal slip
When he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip
Big iron, big iron,
Oh he tried to match the ranger with the big iron on his hip,
Big iron on his hip