Herein layeth the mighty profile of a gentlemanly and refined TF2 player, nay, a gentleman among savages! Oh, how his fellow players are blinded by their own ignorance and folly. Lo and behold, the endless accusations of "cheating" and "hacking" from those, who are simply overwhelmed by his raw, unfiltered prowess! They cannot fathom the sheer power this individual possesses! And when a mind is too deficient in understanding, the resulting gap is often filled with resentment. Hence, they partake in repugnant behaviour, against this individual.
I am but a simple man, with an exquisite taste in video games. A connoisseur of Team Fortress 2. Its player base can be described as toxic, infantile, even foolish. However, this is no reason to despair; instead, it ought to provide endless entertainment. The toxicity of the players, combined with their staggering ignorance, never ceases to amuse me. Though, it would be disingenuous to neglect mentioning the subtle, yet undeniable fact that I am not engaging in dishonest practices, but rather, utilizing refined skills and strategies to triumph. In fact, a gentleman of fine qualities, such as myself, has no need for silly things like cheating. As someone with impeccable manners, I would like to remind all of you that this is just a virtual game. Please conduct yourselves accordingly and with dignity.