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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average ♥♥♥♥ height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average ♥♥♥♥ weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of ♥♥♥♥.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated ♥♥♥♥ ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.

5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega -> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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Actually, futa can be made less gay than straight porn.

You see straight porn has one guy and one girl. Because you're fapping to something with one guy that's 50% gay. If you watch a futa fuck a girl, that's one girl and a half girl, thus only 25% gay.
You could try to make it 0% gay with two girls, but the problem is that makes them lesbian, which is wraps back to being 100% gay.

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Step 1) Find a UZI and smokes. Step 2) Find a place to camp. Step 3) Wait till there are 5 players left. Step 4) Throw smokes everywhere. Step 5) Finish them off with the UZI.

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1. Join a match.
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