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Recent reviews by DBear

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24 people found this review helpful
6 people found this review funny
26.0 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Still in the early parts of the game but I have to say this game feels like a breath of fresh air into the MMO genre. Love the crafting and gathering. Haven't experienced the end game yet but I've still had a lot of fun. Would recommend to a friend :>
Posted June 15, 2023.
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39.4 hrs on record (37.5 hrs at review time)
Good game the devs keep adding stuff :3
Posted May 20, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
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13.8 hrs on record
The first one had a lot of charm. The squeakquel has a lot to offer and more. I would recommend buying it on sale if possible. The developers usually run a sale during most sale seasons. Like Black Friday or summer sale.

Make sure to stream yourself doing a full play through no break to your friends on discord. So they can watch you become more and more frustrated in the fact you can't find a real partner who loves you for who you are.The women in this game give me a sense of comfort and child like wonder. How did they end up on this island? How many men have they slept with? Could this be the one women I dedicate my life to? I love looking at their pixels and touching my screen.

A tip for all the new comers: grab your bed and pretend that it's the lady's boob while you do your thing. Feel the how soft their breast is with your bed. A good pair of headphones also helps.

Another tip: Lock your door. Also make sure you don't moan too loud when fondling your bed. If you have beginners luck then count your 9 lives because one day you'll get an intervention by your family at thanksgiving.

Finally, I'd like to end this review by saying that this game is totally worth it. The developers really listened to my complaints about the first. I actually came up with the idea of dating two women at a time. So if the developer read this, I would like 5% in royalties of this game.

Hope this helped :3,
Have a good day,
Fungus
Posted November 27, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
1.6 hrs on record
The puzzles are really hard. Just like me B)
Posted November 27, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
96.7 hrs on record (30.0 hrs at review time)
Amazing 10/10
Posted March 22, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
47.7 hrs on record (17.5 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Great fun in its current state. Can't wait to see more updates. Also join their discord its a great place for people who own or for those who are interested in the game.
Posted May 20, 2021.
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20.5 hrs on record (20.4 hrs at review time)
i want to meat you, im dons best friend and i need to approve of your personality/ character traits. you will soon to understand that im only looking out for my friend and need to keep him safe because we know his parents arnt doing it. I am a credible source and have many skills that make me qualified to gate keep his love life. I am also not afraid to keep you away form him if need be, because im afraid you will be a bad influence on him. He is my special man who will grow in to an influecial leader that needs to grow up in a chalenging enivronment that develop good skills, motivation, and character. To be clear: he will develop his own opinions and expiriences, I can not helicopter him in to being a historical figure, but i can set him up for a life of this. Contact me ASAP to be approved or else face my love and compasion for this magnificent man. Donovan is someone i want to become something special and unlike anyone, do not test my abilities and love for him.
Posted April 25, 2021.
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2.5 hrs on record (1.2 hrs at review time)
Very cute, just like the person reading this.

:3 uwu

*kills you*
*dies*
Posted November 27, 2020.
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114.6 hrs on record (50.2 hrs at review time)
nice 10/10
Posted August 6, 2020. Last edited March 11, 2022.
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1.6 hrs on record
pee pee poo poo game bady
Posted November 2, 2019. Last edited June 14, 2020.
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