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Top Ten Yoda Thoughts
10. I should make my own line of ear muffs.
9. Maybe I should get some platforms.
8. I wonder why TY didn't make a Beanie Babie out of me.
7. Miss Piggy, her voice is so familiar...
6. Why didn't I get a lightsaber? I can handle it!
5. I wish I was tall enough to get into R-rated movies.
4. Stupid Weird Al. I didn't get one cent from his parody of me!
3. I'm cuter than ET! Aren't I? Come on!
2. Dang Luke Skywalker. Takes all the credit just because he's younger.
1. That Posh Spice is one hot babe!

Top 10 Problems in Yoda's life
10. Next door neighbor's home is strong with the dark side
9. Only dating opportunities involve lizards and snakes
8. You find a kid, bring him into your home, feed him and all he does is whine!
7. The most companionship around is a transparent dead guy
6. being the last of your kind makes the high school reunions kind of boring
5. keep getting dropped by Jedi students who can't concentrate
4. that rotten little Artoo stole the flashlight back
3. his lightsaber is taller than him
2. Frank Oz has cold hands (its a muppet joke)
1. 900 years on this stinking planet and still no cable tv!

Top 10 Problems in Yoda's life
10. Next door neighbor's home is strong with the dark side
9. Only dating opportunities involve lizards and snakes
8. You find a kid, bring him into your home, feed him and all he does is whine!
7. The most companionship around is a transparent dead guy
6. being the last of your kind makes the high school reunions kind of boring
5. keep getting dropped by Jedi students who can't concentrate
4. that rotten little Artoo stole the flashlight back
3. his lightsaber is taller than him
2. Frank Oz has cold hands (its a muppet joke)
1. 900 years on this stinking planet and still no cable tv!

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