Das Braixen
Moose Factory, Ontario, Canada
 
 
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance! …And you, you have to stop him! You
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Processor: Intel Pentium II 350MHz

Memory: 128MB SDR

Graphics: ATI 3D Rage PRO AGP

Motherboard: Intel N440BX

Storage: Quantum Fireball 3.5 Series 5.1AT EX51A012 5.1GB

Display: A portable DVD player

Mouse: Logitech M100

Keyboard: Acer SK-9620
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Mustang May 5 @ 9:47am 
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Mustang Sep 18, 2023 @ 6:30am 
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Quandale Dingle Sep 17, 2023 @ 5:26pm 
You cheated not only the game, but yourself. You didn't grow. You didn't improve. You took a shortcut and gained nothing. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. It's sad that you don't know the difference.
Mustang Jul 22, 2023 @ 10:13pm 
the offer still stands :steambored: