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1 person found this review helpful
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43.5 hrs on record (2.9 hrs at review time)
Bullying Corporate executives works.

Game is good, recommended.
Posted February 12. Last edited May 5.
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6 people found this review helpful
22.5 hrs on record
Another corporation supporting heinous crimes, never another Activision product ever again.
Posted June 9, 2023.
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45.5 hrs on record (33.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Based Rural 1990s Finland Rally Driver Sim

10.2/10
Posted January 2, 2023. Last edited January 3, 2023.
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58.2 hrs on record (32.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
What I expected: ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game that was a waste of my money.

What I got (at first): Living my Corporate Reservoir Dogs 80s Crime Fantasy. Listening to Synthwave and 80s Funk while your slaughtering Corporate rivals hits different.

What I got now: A game with the potential to grow, expand into a fleshed out world, companies, and experiences with other players. All completely neglected by the incompetent developer. What is the point of having a fantastic Publisher like Devolver Digital if your just gonna completely neglect and can you golden cow.

Absolutely shameful Alex Austin, pathetic.

3/10, a potential Masterpiece, potentially wasted.
Posted April 1, 2020. Last edited November 30, 2021.
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13 people found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
1.8 hrs on record (1.6 hrs at review time)
This is the stupidest best game ever, almost better than Artifact

Gonna make an ESports/Competitive team to revive the playerbase, mark my words. This game is coming back baby.



I give it a Ricochet/10, would Ricochet again.
Posted December 29, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.9 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
I cannot reccommend this game in the slightest in its current state. Identity has potential sure, but I ain't holding my breath for it. I've waited 4 years and spent 30 dollars for just a simple town square module and it alone being absolutely unplayable. My criticisms are a bit harsh, but after waiting this long and my ignorance of paying for this dumpster fire is awful. Inexperienced developers plus a overambitious project was already a pot mixed for disaster like this. I wanna gladly hand this project over to CD Project Red or Rockstar Games anyday.

Pros
- Good graphics

Cons
- Horrendous character customization (Even Destiny had better customization)
- Game freezes when clicking on anything
- Game doesn't shut down properly, I have to force close it through the task manager

- Oh and the most important of all, I can't even play cause the servers have been down all day, what a absolute joke.
Posted December 1, 2018.
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2 people found this review helpful
33.1 hrs on record (27.0 hrs at review time)
At first... I thought this was gonna be another broken, horrible Free to Play game like many others. I see the reviews and I'm surprised buy its high praise and many reccommendations for this product, so I download it and played it with some friends in my Discord, I loved it... it surpassed the boundaries of surpassing and I tell you to get this game as an obligation, not a reccommendation. I cannot wait for NMRIH2. <3
Posted November 22, 2017.
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1.0 hrs on record
I really like this game, but none of my friends can play it, like just make it easier to play... but that probally won't happen because this game is 8 years old, 6.3/10.
Posted October 15, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
49.3 hrs on record (6.5 hrs at review time)
Best game I probally ever bought on Steam, period. Best game, good mechanics, good looting and scavenging system, basically good everything, there's a couple of weird glitches and bugs, but barely, well made game. 10/10.
Posted August 5, 2015. Last edited August 5, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
2.2 hrs on record (2.0 hrs at review time)
I totally don't recommend this game, I can't even play the game cause it won't even create an account, I put my information in and it just says "Status: Creating Account", I left it there for four hours and its sitting there with the same ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, when I try to click it again, it wipes all my ♥♥♥♥ and makes me start over. If I can't even play the game cause it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ when trying to make a account, I don't recommend it. I want my money back.
Posted December 30, 2014.
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