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2 people found this review helpful
122.3 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
game slaps. people complaining about meta need to just get better.
Posted January 23, 2022.
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12.4 hrs on record
Early Access Review
do not buy game no active players sound does not work and hit boxes do not register
Posted December 12, 2019.
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7 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
First Impression of the game: I'm 11 omg i can't handle horror but that price tag tho.
Give it to my friend and bye it for myself.
Gather the courage to play the game.
Go into game it lags because graphics are on soso.
Walk up stairs terrible voice acting.
Go into a room with a blue door with flowers.
Expect a jumpscare. None.
Open journal I know how this is going to go because I read the comments, of course.
Too scared to leave room.
Loud sounds really scary.
All of the sudden head turns and a scream.
10/10 Would be a salty scrub again - IGN
Posted June 14, 2015.
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11 people found this review helpful
489.1 hrs on record (27.8 hrs at review time)
Well, I finished Borderlands 1. 2 times. So I was like "Might as well get Borderlands 2." I really didn't expect so many differences. There are things that are better and worse about this game, but I'll just say right now, I was expecting better. The story is, well, now there's actually a story. Along with actual humor, somewhat. The names of the guns make it easier to know what's what. And that is all there is that's better about this game. This game is basically Borderlands 1, mixed with saints row IV, and the creators said "Screw it, nobody ain't gonna get no chests." Now, this game is crazy. In fact, so crazy that it gets to the point where it's hard to focus on the battle. There is a lot of bosses, but they throw really hard bosses at you early in the game. And the WEAPONS. I mean, I understand that there is no Atlas weapons because Commander Steele died, but the amount of chests pisses me off. Compared to Borderlands 1, ummm, no way gearbox. What happened? Most of the guns look the same, and legendarys are almost impossible to get, so forget about pearls all toghether. And that's all there is to say about this game. So yea, listen to me or not, this is my advice: If you want to continue the borderlands story, go ahead. But don't buy this game stand alone. Oh, almost forgot. The DLC's. Terrible, terrible, TERRIBLE. And you thought Mad Moxxi's Underdome was bad. Ha.
Posted March 20, 2015.
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0.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
The only thing fun about this game is riding Bicycles into ditches. Unless you find dieing repeatedly fun. In that case THIS IS THE GAME FOR YOU *turns on sleezy advertisement*.
Posted March 14, 2015.
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0.3 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I love this game the idea is so original and has so much to do with real life.
Posted January 6, 2015.
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0.5 hrs on record
This is BC it won't even let me in it says it crashes or somethin' I don't know how you fools can play dis cuz your computer must have like mad witchcraft stuff in it.
Posted October 2, 2014.
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1 person found this review helpful
10.4 hrs on record (4.4 hrs at review time)
tactical intervention has lots of pontential, it just doesn't live up to it. it's a really fun game, but the controlls are awful. driving is so sensitive you usually get into a embarrassing crash that makes you lose 15 seconds into getting into the car. the only 3 things i like about the cars is that they're stylish, you can break into pedestrians cars just like GTA only easier. and the third reason is that when you force pedestrians out of their car, they get to the ground with their hands over their heads. i usually kill them when they do that. also, you don't want to know how many times i entered a game so glitched that i slid (not walked), i stood still (while i slid) and i couldn't use any of my weapons. the game also has good things about it. it's really gory, and it's free to play! i'm talkin' gory-er than GTA! the fact that you could use people as meatshields and you could lean and shoot out of cars really got people exited, but there's draw-backs.for the meatshields, it doesn't protect your whole body, so you better hope your enemy isn't an accurate shooter. for the cars, your driver usually squishes you against a wall and kills you any way. the last thing is the shop. if your thinking about getting the game, listen to this before you waste your MB's and GB's: you can't buy things, you can only rent them. i mean you CAN buy things, but it costs 3 times as much as renting it, and even renting costs alot. i give a 8.5 out of 10. if you want to get a better free to play fps expierence, go for team fortress 2 ( i made a reccomendation for it. chek it out).
Posted October 29, 2013.
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