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Better buy Cocaine than play this game

One of the best sequels i have ever played. It improves almost everything from the original the only problem that people might face are performance issues. Thankfully i didn't have any problems like that except 1 or 2 annoying bugs but they didn't affect my overall experience with the game. I am looking forward for the 3rd game since it was announced

ROCK N STONE BROTHERS

i really enjoy this game so far. Although i hear that a lot of people crash i had 1 crash so far thankfully. Visually it is very beautiful and it has some new fantastic ideas that make the experience so far quite amazing. I definitely recommend the game.
After finishing the game this is the best ratchet game they have ever released. Looking forward to the next one if there will be any.

I really enjoyed the game. I definitely reccomend it. The gameplay was quite amazing, the story was good , graphics were beautiful. The game is around 17 hours to finish maybe a bit less. It had a few bugs but nothing that can affect the gameplay.

This is an emotional story that i have to say. I was all alone on steam until i met a guy named Pumba. I thought he will become my best friend. For the first years on steam i was having too much fun until some years later where everything changed. He started bullying me on every game that we played and kicking me from everygame. We even tried to play a game known as shift happens. It was one of the worst mistakes i did in my life. Every day i wanted to punch the wall to relieve my anger somewhere. So since i saw that it didn't work i went to eat on Cooco's restauarant. I met Hound there selling csgo skins now he is out of business and probably on jail since he scammed a lot of people. I went to take an order from the restaurant and the first thing they told me is to go cook it myself. After i cooked it they ♥♥♥♥ on it and forced me to eat it. The owner of the restaurant told me to pay for the food that i cooked. Before i leave they mentioned to write a critic about it which i did. I said how much fun i had there and i would definitely recommend this restaurant. (p.s they captured me and are forcing me to write this review). Finally after i escaped i went to the police to mention all of the above. After writing everything on a paper they went outside peed on it , burnt it and laughed. Since i couldn't handle all of that i thought maybe it is time to go back in my country. Before i leave the airport the police stopped me since this portuegese Pumba told them that i was the one sellings csgo skins illegal. I went to jail for a few months. What i am trying to say with this story is don't trust this guy named Pumba and don't visit the restaurant. I recommend the game because it made me forget all these things that happened to me while playing it on jail.

If i got 1 euro for every time this game crashed i would be rich

It takes like 20 minutes to finish but it was quite fun.

Coop was a mistake

A fantastic game with beautiful and sad story. Defninitely recommend it just play it i cannot say anything about the story since it will be spoilers.