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Recent reviews by Dark Brandon Acolyte

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18.6 hrs on record (13.0 hrs at review time)
4-player mode is where friendships are either forged into gleaming steel or shattered like glass.

Posted May 16.
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22.5 hrs on record (19.0 hrs at review time)
Game sux
Posted December 20, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
674.4 hrs on record (501.8 hrs at review time)
So I kidnapped some holy dude and ended up tipping the scales in a 3-way massive war in the favor of horned scaly muscle people. Everything changed, from territory to which factions would patrol the area (including a massive reduction in bandits, which I assume is because horned scaly muscle people are scary). The faction that said holy dude belonged to also started sending death squads to my very legal drug camp for revenge.

Imagine an open-world game where you get to actually impact the world and have it react to what you do, in ways that are more profound than some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ guard pointing out the cool legendary sword you have.
Crazy.
Posted December 22, 2021. Last edited December 22, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
388.5 hrs on record (94.7 hrs at review time)
Cooperative, class-based goodness.
Posted October 13, 2020. Last edited November 27, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
73.0 hrs on record (11.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Stop scrolling and just ♥♥♥♥♥♥' buy it.

(Act 1 final boss took me 83 restarts and I don't regret a single one).
Posted September 21, 2020. Last edited October 1, 2020.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
56.6 hrs on record (19.6 hrs at review time)
Really wishing the soup was on, baby.
Posted June 28, 2020.
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844.9 hrs on record (745.6 hrs at review time)
Mod it. This thing is like Playdoh for RPG nerds.
Posted April 15, 2020.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
223.1 hrs on record (43.9 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
For people new to RoR, this is one of the funnest rougelikes out right now. It plays really well, has a great artstyle, and doesn't get old fast. If you're looking for a rougelike with an emphasis on movement in 3D space, then this is for you.

This game is a huge improvement over it's predecessor. The jump to 3D has made the gameplay have much more of an emphasis on movement, akin to DOOM 2016 (in the sense that if you stop moving, you're basically dead). Bosses and enemies are unique and are pretty fun to fight (except those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hermit crabs) and the dopamine rush you get when you find a red item in a regular chest is indescribable (so is the profound sadness when you find out that item is actually frost relic).
Posted June 15, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
34.1 hrs on record (32.7 hrs at review time)
Good times.
Posted June 15, 2019.
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2,159.2 hrs on record (1,668.5 hrs at review time)
Neat game
Posted March 11, 2019.
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