Guten Tag, My name is Heinrich von Sturmalpin and I am a Austrian Techpriest of the Adeptus Mechanicus and a Loyal Warhammer 40k fan. Also your average Casual gamer and fool who often is Mediocre at best

My Favorite Games are:
Mass Effect series
Vermintide II
Empire Total War
Sid Meiers Civilization IV and V
S.T.A.L.K.E.R Series
Medieval II Total War
Garry's Mod
Fallout's 1, 2, 3 and New Vegas
Attila: Total War
TES III: Morrowind
TES IV: Oblivion
E.Ψ.Ǝ.: Divine Cybermancy
Hearts of Iron IV
Europa Universalis IV
Dead Space Series
NMRIH

"Heresy grows from Idleness"

~Codex Astartes

"In Life, War. In Death, Peace. In Life, Shame. In Death, Atonement."

~The Litany of Sacrifice

"You reap what you sow, Artyom.
Force answers force, war breeds war,
and death only brings death. To break this vicious circle one must do more than just act without any thought or doubt"

~Khan, Metro 2033

"Communism is the Very Definition of Failure"

~Liberty Prime Fallout 3

"Capitalism: God’s way of determining who is smart and who is poor."

~Ron Swanson, Swanson Pyramid of Greatness, Parks and Recreation

"Bob Ross descends from the Heavens with his two inch brush to beat the Devil one last time"

~Unknown

"Relationships are a lot like Algebra, You're always looking towards your 'X' and saying 'Y'?"

~Codsworth, Fallout 4

"May Glory and Honor grace the Soul of the First man to Die!, Charge!"

~Imperial Guard Proverb before a Charge.

"Heresy is like a tree, its roots lie in the darkness whilst its leaves wave in the sun and to those who suspect nought, it has an attractive and pleasing appearance. Truly, you can prune away its branches, or even cut the tree to the ground, but it will grow up again ever the stronger and ever more comely. Yet all awhile the root grows thick and black, gnawing at the bitter soil, drawing its nourishment from the darkness, and growing even greater and more deeply entrenched.
Such is the nature of heresy, and this is why it is so hard to destroy, for it must be eradicated leaf, branch, trunk and root. It must be exorcised utterly or it will return all the stronger, time and time again, until it is too great to destroy. Then we are doomed."

~Galan Noirgrim, Master of the Ordo Malleus

A large group of Tau soldiers are moving down a road when they hear a voice call from behind a small hill:

"One Imperial Guardsman is better than ten Tau!"

The Tau commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the hill, where upon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence.

The voice once again calls out:
"One Guardsman is better than one hundred Tau!"

Furious, the Tau commander sends his next best 100 troops over the hill and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again Silence.

The calm Guardsman voice calls out again:
"One Guarsmen is better than one thousand Tau!"

The enraged Tau commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the hill. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought!

Then silence. . .

Eventually one badly wounded Tau soldier crawls back over the hill and with his dying words tells his commander:

"Don't send any more men. . .it's a trap! There's two of them! . . ."

~Unknown

"Imagine a city that hates you. Now give it city leveling weapons and legs to walk on, then fill it with more things that hate you. You have a rough idea of a Titan."

~Best description for an Imperator Class Titan

"Machine gun kill People, but people kill machine gunner, so put machine gunner behind cover but can't reach no people, so put machine gun in metal box that moves to kill people.

~Potential History Explaining WWI Tank Logic