Recent reviews by zohaaN

Was looking for VR Bukake but apparently it's blocked in my country, so I installed Twin Stones: The Journey of Bukka. I surely coudln't eyaculate on a cute girl's face but I for sure did multiple times while playing this game.
Thanks.

F*ck the stones.
F*ck the people.
F*ck the snow (sh*t, f*ck the snow piled up on the sides of the road).
F*ck that guy on every 180 degree corner (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, didn't you die enough already?).
F*ck the stones again.
F*ck the fake guardrail that breaks and makes your car unrecoverable.

♥♥♥♥ THIS GAME.

One of our friends knew about the game from Youtube(?) and was trying to convince us to buy it. We refused as it looked like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ game so he bought 4 copies for everyone and our lifes changed. After that, we started spreading the word trying to convince more friends to buy it but they refused so we bought it for them and know we can finally live in a better world...


"Golf With Your Friends"
"With Your Friends"
"Your Friends"
"Friends"

If you have at least one, this is gonna be one of the best buys you can do.
Simple, easy to understand and, over anything else, one of the funniest games you will ever play.
As I'm writing this, there are three maps and the craziest thing you can do is allow jumps and change gravity, and we've been playing for the last ~week almost every night.

Tengo una adicción.

Hay zombies, y tal.

No creo necesario hacer mucha review de un juego que lleva como parte de su nombre ''Counter-Strike'' pero vamos, un muy buen juego. Divertido, interesante y sexy... sobre todo sexy :$$$$$$$$$$$
Nah, en serio, vale la pena xD

Más falso que la mierda. Espero que una de sus características no sea ''simulación de conducción''...

Dicen que es un gran juego, a mi no me gusta una mierda y cada vez que lo intento retomar me entran enfermedades chungas a la cabeza. Una mala compra...

Tener en un juego todos los imaginables ya es bien, y si a eso le sumamos que apenas me ha costado 5 euros, ¿qué más decir?

Bugs por todas partes, misiones secundarias repetitivas y algo aburridas a veces pero, ante todo, una brutal historia principal que te deja con ganas de más.