Recent reviews by The Great Buttocks

This would be an amazing game, IF it actually ran at more than .0007 frames per second and didn't stutter more than someone with tourettes.

Hours Played/10

This game and its community are amazing, and I can't wait till this game comes out of early access. There are a lot of people on here complaning about bugs, its an alpha game, of course there are bugs! A lot of the people who are not reccomending this game are, I think, not playing it the way its meant to be played. It took me over 100 hours to realize this game isn't about combat with huge ships against other players, or making massive fleets that can destroy a galaxy, it's about the creativity that it takes to make these things and sharing your creations with other people. If you buy this game expecting lots of multiplayer action with huge ships, you WILL be dissabpointed. I once saw this guy complaining "who cares about the fully destructable terrain and the voxel based building?! WE NEED BETTER COMBAT!" and I very much wanted to slap him in the face through the internet, because he bought the game for the wrong reason and now he was complaining about the game. Just felt like adding that in, this game is awesome. buy it now. goodnight.

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after reading through the negetave reviews i can see that none of them should be there. i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love this game. its got simple combat and simple gameplay, but its for some reason amazing. everyone who have this a negative review is complaining about the que times, but they dont understand that the devs had no idea that the game would be so popular on launch. some people dont understand launch is when there will be the most bugs and the most problems.

This game is pretty good up until you get tio certain parts. the thing i absolutly hate about this gaem is that half the time enemies wont let you get up, and say you get to the boss but you're low on hp and already used your potions you have to re do the enture level. this game is fun but you will rage when you get to the industrial castle, that castle is the reason i stopped playing this game.