Look to the end of the box for the renowned 'Song of the time period I decide to keep it up for' and don't forget to look at my ground rules before adding me.

To protect the world from capitalist depredation
To unite all unions within our federation
To denounce the evil of greed and fright
To extend our reach to the stars alight
Marx
Engels
Team Red Rocket, blast off at the speed of light
Surrender now or prepare to fight
Communism, that's right!

If you want to send me a friend request state why on my profile comments so I know eg. wanting to inquire about an item in my bp. Also it would be helpful to state the actual item you want to inquire about as saying that you just 'want to trade' is a bit vague.
If I don't know you/haven't met you in a game beforehand I probably won't accept friend requests.
All bait profiles will be blocked.
I don't accept private profiles What do you have to hide?
I will only accept random profiles if they are at least level 5.
I won't accept VAC/trade banned profiles.
I will not accept trading accounts that advertise a crappy trading site in their name, or raffle group requests. You will be blocked immediately.

Online- I will reply to messages sent quite quickly
In game- Same as online however be prepared to wait a bit for a response
Away- I'm having a quick break and will be back soon
Busy- I rarely use this but I will be gone for quite a bit So don't expect a response any time soon
On Phone- I'm probably doing trade confirmations
Looking to play/trade- Wait, these still exist
Offline- Signin' off

I'm bad at most games and I play TF2 a lot, that's about it really. I main spy, sniper, pyro and can play medic fairly competently so I'm not playing 6s anytime soon.

Favourite games
TF2: America's number one chess themed hat simulator
Destiny 2: "I'm coming home, Ace" - Cayde-6
COD MW2: The only easy day... was yesterday
COD WAW : "I'm out of Vodka— I-I mean ammo."
Firewatch: Time to take a trip down '♥♥♥♥♥♥ boss is going to get me killed hill' lane
Neptunia series : Lastation best nation.
osu! : All I see are circles. Circles, sliders and spinners as far as the eye can see.

[Spoken Word: Vivian Stanshall]

The hallway. From the outside, an ordinary house
A great house, true
Four-hundred-and-eighty-three rooms, each with its own marble wash basin and douche (bidet, as it's known)

But inside, and the positions are reversed
A human failing, some say a disease. But a disease that Sir Francis Dashwood knew and used well

Upstairs, inside, and a revelation
It's a discotheque!
No no, err... there are paintings, real... and look here!
A rare seventeenth century masterpiece
And if I can scrape a little of it off, beneath I can find hidden
A fourteenth century underpiece
Made entirely of tiny pieces of eggshell, this lurid work has caused controversy in the world of embroidery and anthropolodgeky...

No, I'll say it again: anthro...polo...logy
Erm, quite possibly make an anthropol...
No, I mean an apolodge... for...
It has enthralled distinguished professors, and in layman's language is blinking well baffling
But to be more obtusely: buggered if I know
Yes, buggered if I know

And that's all we've gleaned so far from experts in fourteenth century paining, renaissance greengrocers and recently revived members of the public

Buggered if I know

Vivian Stanshall, about three o'clock in the morning, Oxfordshire, 1973

Goodnight