Big Dwarfen Dong
sam   United Kingdom (Great Britain)
Level
38
The Gentle Mann of Leisure
100 XP
 
 
"You know what I can put down? BIRDS"
"rocks in my ♥♥♥♥♥" "i think you'll find that's called kidney stones"
"no.. look how big.. that's not a fry!"
"rocks in your.. m10 gun motor carriage" "i think that's called carburetor failure"
"trez amusent" "trez a-muselk"
"ah, it's that bean! he's put me in the bushes!"
"he'll have you for chunks"
"go go gadget..." "steve!"
"grapich desinghers"
"i didn't know cats had eyes"
"what to drink some cocain"
"... bronk"
"Stormtrooper? More like Darth Vader in a wig !"
"he doesn't need a bodyguard when he has a north face puffa, a skin fade and a pack of marlboro golds"
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Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege
1,008 Hours played
I pump hour after hour into this game, for no gratifying outcome. It drains my soul and it hurts me to continue playing, but I cannot leave. All I want is another one tap with the MP5, or another alpha pack for the faint glimmer of hope of a black ice. The game is devastatingly broken beyond all repair and saving, but still I continue to return. God help me; I am forsaken.
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11.2 hours past 2 weeks
231 hrs on record
last played on Jun 8
Total War: WARHAMMER III
Achievement Progress   38 of 138
+33
71 hrs on record
last played on Jun 6
Total War: WARHAMMER II
Achievement Progress   27 of 152
+22
114 hrs on record
last played on Jun 4
Gunfire Reborn
Achievement Progress   88 of 122
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Jethro Tull (agriculturist) Sep 10, 2023 @ 5:35am 
Number one. Steady hand. One day, Kim Jong Un need new heart. I do operation. But mistake! Kim Jong Un die! SSD very mad! I hide fishing boat, come to America. No English, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car and new woman. Darryl save life.

My big secret. I kill Kim Jong Un on purpose. I good surgeon. The best!
Big Dwarfen Dong Jan 14, 2020 @ 4:56pm 
HERE HE COMES. :cozypoesad:
Big Dwarfen Dong Jan 14, 2020 @ 4:55pm 
Here he comes.

DEATH.
EarthWerks Jan 14, 2020 @ 4:55pm 
You are a monster !:SadSkyhammer:
Big Dwarfen Dong Jan 14, 2020 @ 4:54pm 
Death is on the way.