Im gay for this mans

Sold me ♥♥♥♥ but not at as large as advertised.

My wife and I came to this place for a quick bite on our way up to New York to celebrate our anniversary. Should say the service was exceptional, and the food was good enough (wife had chicken ranch wrap and I got omelette). My omelette was a little soggy but that's how I like it so no worries. The only problem was when the owner of the restaurant stumbled over to us halfway through our meal and called my wife a ♥♥♥♥. He brandished a knife and told me he'd "cut my tits off". He reeked of alcohol and at some point ran around the restaurant blowing cocaine out of his nose onto people's meals while screaming "WHO WANTS PARMESAN CHEESE YOU N-WORDS?". He kept asking if anyone had seen his dog, and the staff had to drag him into the back where we could hear him shouting that Jews were stealing his silverware.
In conclusion, I recommend you try the chicken ranch wrap and everyone else who reviewed this place is gay.
Signed, Dr. 8::::::::::::::D P. Ness, Attorney at balls and penises

Hey sorry to intrude, but I played an MM with you and you have a lot of potential! I want to help you improve to become a really good player (and maybe even become pro) and there's this Global (real Global, not a fake one) who does videos on YouTube that might help you! He's probably the best player you'll ever see, so don't be scared to take his advice. Here's the link!

https://www.youtube.com/user/TheWarOwl

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thanks for the invite and have a great weekend