Recent reviews by Orangism

Cool game, ♥♥♥♥ reddit.

still holds up

If you're going to be playing this game, for your own sake and for the sake of those around you, invest in a damn stress-ball.

Arma 3 is the clunkiest, most confusing game I'll ever have the pleasure of playing. Only 10 hours in so far and it's already one of my favorites. Buy it if you want some fun, avoid it if you value your sanity.

Life's a ♥♥♥♥♥ and then you die.

I built a suspiciously phallic base as a joke. The NPCs decided it was a good place to live, and I extended it into a suspiciously phallic hotel. A very successful suspiciously phallic hotel, at that. If you can't tell already, the game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ awesome and if you don't agree, you suck.

Seriously though. Terraria is one of the best games that I've ever played, and for ten dollars, it's impossible to go wrong. Buy it, learn the ropes and then play with some friends. You will not regret it, especially if you like creating things and/or looting everything in sight/stealing from your friends/destroying hordes of enemies/spelunking around caves/pulling invasive weeds that want to kill you/exploring.

(Please do not let the sidescrolling element deter you. In my opinion, it's what makes this game great. Imagine mixing Super Mario and Metroid together to bake a cake, and then adding Minecraft on top as the icing. Delicious.)

Maybe my grandkids will be able to play!


Edit: It's not a bad game by any means, in fact, if the development was a bit quicker I'd give it a thumbs up. But the fact that it has been in development for all of these years is a bit off-putting. However, I have noticed the pace of the updates has gotten quicker, so maybe things will change.

Edit 2: The updates are still kind of slow, but it's passable now. They added in a campaign, and by the looks of it they're going to keep adding stuff. It's a fun game, so ♥♥♥♥ it, I recommend!

Kerbal Space Program is by far one of the greatest games I have played in my life. From the cute expressions on the Kerbal's faces to the excitement of landing one of your creations on an alien world - this game delivers.

I'd like to start out by saying..♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. There are many, many planets and moons to land on with many, many parts to and combinations to do it with. You can make Rovers, Space Stations, Vehicles to transport your little, green friends; you name it. The planets are all really, really awesome and vast. You could spend hundreds, even thousands of hours exploring a single planet/moon. Things never get boring! Don't think for a minute that tasting the fruits of your labor will be easy, though. The game is a very difficult game to master and will take you plenty of time just to get the basics down. There's a steep learning curve, but in the end it's worth it. Whether you make it to one of the many bodies or you end up exploding half way through the atmosphere of Kerbin, it's satisfying! Seeing your creation shatter into a million pieces and then watching them rain down onto kerbin is just...I mean...glorious.


The game is still in development, so it's pretty buggy. To be honest though, you'll get over it when you successfully land on the moon for the first time.

Another thing is the fact that the game is a bit of a resource hog, meaning you have to have a decent computer to play this game to it's potential. It's still playable with a semi-low/medium end computer, but things will be a wee bit slow at times, especially with larger part counts. But really, aside from that I don't really have anything negative to say about the game. Go ahead and buy it, you will not regret it.