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245.2 hrs on record (242.7 hrs at review time)
I could've easily spent hours ganking someone to death with a broken straight sword while wearing unproportional yet disgustingly fitting armor; together with my friends we would kick the life force out of our victim, and while they are bleeding on the ground, begging for mercy as their character tumbles from side to side being hit by wet nuddles damaging weapons. As we unsheathe our massive weapons, weighing well over ten times the avarage body weight, slamming them forcefully into our victim' skull, yet somehow still dealing less damage than that with out bare hands, until he declares his last breath. All the while our victim's corpse desintegrate into pure essence for consumption, we'll show our respects by pointing to the ground where his now half-transparent, empty carcass of armor lies, taunting his casualtiness.

This game had me all pumped up for the littlest of things; for example: I couldn't wait to get in a bunch of summons to gank the last boss to death after being defeated by him the first two times. Turns out the strat of ganking always works! Who would've guessed! Also Nameless Knight armor is the best armor, no question.
Posted November 16, 2017. Last edited August 26, 2018.
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572.2 hrs on record (318.2 hrs at review time)
This game is bollocks.
Posted May 3, 2017.
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2 people found this review helpful
102.8 hrs on record (65.1 hrs at review time)
Never have I been playing an RPG game for so many hours straight, with no break. This game got me addicted, and that good.

The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt. A game in which you take on the role as a witcher named Geralt, and with his trusty horse Roach, he roams the land, slaying monsters for money. You venture out to find your self-proclaimed daughter, Ciri, but things are harder than they sound. Especially, since the quest was given to you by a king, who does not take a no as an answer.


First of all, I'd like to point out how amazing my first impression with the game was, I really got to feel the mechanics, and I was emerged. Also, I really related with some characters, with their outstanding beauty and depth, I really grew attached to them. Especially Geralt.


I could play this game solely for the story. It feels like watching a movie, and actually having fun whilst doing so! I really loved to explore the different options and play the game my way.

The world feels immersive, with weather effects such as: lightening, rain, windy, etc. I just loved exploring and looting. Who knew what monsters exists out there! I sure wanted to know!

The Game runs smoothly with decent setting on my pc, which has a gtx 980 graphic card, 16gb ram, and an i7 processor.



Although..... I do love the story, the characters, the setting, the concept, there are still problems.

The Gameplay, for one. You'll usually end up never using all the cool combat mechanics. Why?

Well, either you're too week for an enemy and you'll just die, or they're too easy and you'll easily bring 'em down with a slash or two. I hardly ever used some of the cool elements implemented, which is a shame, really.

Also, you'll be walking a lot. Which, at times, is fun, but mostly you'll just run through all the 'crap' to get to the next story section, since there is where the game shines!

if you're looking for gameplay, then I recommend getting Skyrim, instead.

Witcher 3 is such a great game for its story alone, and the gameplay is mediocre. If you don't like sitting down and listening, it's not recommended for you.
Posted November 7, 2016. Last edited May 4, 2017.
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103.2 hrs on record (89.8 hrs at review time)
Awesome software!

Easy to use, easy to access, free and most of all is it simple.

Can do really advanced things (artwork, videos, etc) despite it being so simple. Love it <3

10/10
Posted June 18, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
91.6 hrs on record (86.6 hrs at review time)
Such a good game, I'm in love....

10/10
Posted May 7, 2016.
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3 people found this review helpful
0.0 hrs on record
Well.......

To start off with. It's a great game with a great concept. Nonetheless it's execution of this game was to say the least, decent. Although. They did not think on all aspects.

I can't help to love this game and I love playin' it. But sometimes it breaks me on how tedious it is. The money milking, the focus of wrong things, the lack of bug fixes and not to miss. I's really poor lack of actuall gameplayability.


Now don't get me wrong. I personaly love this game. One of my favorits. But I'm not the person to judge considering I love all games (apart from games that have physicall activites in them or any sport based game, Because I hate sports)

Although. Even though the lack of content I can't help but to love it. But I agree with a lot of other people that it really should be a F2P game. It would be one of the better F2P games together with tf2 and other good F2P games. But noooo...............


Instead it's gonna come and consume your money. Most of the F2P games offer more content. Which really pisses me off. Make the game F2P and it would be one of the best games at the time when this is created.

If any of the TR employes hear this.


MAKE THE GAME FREE TO PLAY!!!!!!!
Posted March 24, 2016.
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2,498.4 hrs on record (1,520.7 hrs at review time)
Great Game. Really worth dowloading. I spent 1000E on it tho so if you don't like wasting money o na free game this is not 4 you.
Posted August 25, 2015. Last edited November 23, 2016.
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