Recent reviews by ♣ Luke ♣

Okay - but previous Portia game is superior

Entspannender Nervenkitzel

Like GTA5 Online, but horses have neither jetpacks nor heat-seeking missiles

Working with a talking communist donkey, who occasionally drops corpses in front of my house.

10/10

Fuze on hostage 10/10

Edit: Dont write "♥♥♥♥" in chat.

2016, still amazing.

That moment when you realize that the game is made in Unity.

That moment when you realize, why the developer named his game "Unknown Battle".


This gorgeous, grand, big, marvellous, superb, cheesy, grandiose, immense, epic Battle includes:

- Awesome game crashes, which create tension
- A sound control, which doesn´t work to emphasize the player´s powerlessness
- A battle with your jump-button, as it won´t work to make it impossible to finish the "game"
- Grandpa´s voice used for the scary unknown opponent

Story spoiler:
You will die - more than once.


Final rating:
-1/10

Got the game for free.

Want my money back.


The game has potential and could become better, but in my view this will never happen. The best thing? The soundtrack is really great! But that´s already the main content.
The developer has not enough time to finish the game and the game itself has yet no content:

WASD - Bug forwards/backwards, bug to the right/left
E - Move away from the "World" (get higher)
Q - Let´s bug into the underground
F - Toggle bug-mode

That´s it. Don´t expect more than this.
My secret tip: Don´t move and you won´t experience bugs.

Voxel/10

Not suitable for vegetarians. This product contains pork meat and additionally hordes of wolves have to die for this every single day.


Anyway 10/10 for a normal martian.

The game pulverized my graphics card, but worked on my 8 bit processor. 10/10

Still waiting for the Roman-Bellic DLC.



The question is not, if you are not playing not a game like NotGTAV, not because you are not to busy enough, not reading not well-written reviews.