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Recent reviews by Brumpo Sink.Clogged

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48.2 hrs on record (25.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Very engaging and thoroughly expansive. Incredible art style coupled with challenging and rewarding combat make my balls tingle. Very excited for further updates focused on the things mentioned in the recently posted roadmap (content expansions and performance optimizations especially). My single very minor gripe is the menu functionality not allowing ESC to close ingame menus, instead just opening the pause menu. This is mostly personal given my propensity for playing games like a crackhead, and doesnt actually impact gameplay.

11/10. Best thing since cruelty squad.
Posted May 30. Last edited June 1.
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3 people found this review helpful
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2,184.6 hrs on record (109.4 hrs at review time)
Not your grandma's MMO, hit jars, talk to npcs, explore desert. You will never stop playing.

Update: It still rips, static spawns broken atm but still rips
Posted July 1, 2023. Last edited February 28.
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10 people found this review helpful
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4.5 hrs on record
Virtually non-existent player base, 2 populated servers, and if you manage to actually get into either of them after a giant queue, enjoy sweaty nerds getting frustrated because you are new. Probably would have been a good game had they added single player campaigns or some other reason to play instead of boxing themselves into relying entirely on a demographic comprised of aspies and 45 year old basement war LARPers. Can't even refund it because I held out hope and passed the hour or 2 refund buffer. Can't believe I payed full price. I feel violated. 0/10.
Posted June 23, 2022.
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140.4 hrs on record (68.4 hrs at review time)
Stink nasty
10/10
Posted November 29, 2021.
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314.9 hrs on record (82.0 hrs at review time)
Fighting the Reaper and my game crashes
10/10

In all seriousness this game is chock full of engaging content and continues to entertain well after a full playthrough of all missions. Crashes still happen but aren't frequent enough to truly impact the gaming experience. Combat feels very rewarding, dumping hundreds if not thousands of rounds into a big robot watching it slowly degrade and lose functionality really tickles the hyper autistic portion of my brain. Combat is very challenging but can be cheesed sometimes. Looting is often disappointing but resembles a gamble of sorts, you can spend a ton of ammo, meds, and throwables for a chance at a rare weapon mod or rare resources, and often times you strike out. But the first time you score an experimental weapon you heart will flutter. This entire game is about picking your fights.

At an affordable price, youd be silly to not at least try this game for an hour and risk loving it.
Posted August 30, 2021. Last edited June 13, 2023.
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984.0 hrs on record (730.9 hrs at review time)
This is a wonderful game, but only if you ignore the bugs, atrocious lack of content due to the game being rushed and released way to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ early, and the stability of a morbidly obese man with 1 prosthetic leg made entirely of tissue paper and balsa wood. This pile of hot recycled garbage crashes more than arab pilots and asian drivers combined, and every instance of lost progress due to a 400 y/o engine with zero optimization legitimately fuels my suicidal and homicidal ideation more than any snot nosed commie neo-liberal i've ever had the misfortune of meeting. DO NOT BUY THIS UNLESS YOU'RE VERY PATIENT
Posted November 12, 2019.
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2 people found this review helpful
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24.2 hrs on record (0.9 hrs at review time)
11/10
Posted August 21, 2017.
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