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Recent reviews by Fish

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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
43.7 hrs on record (5.5 hrs at review time)
cool
Posted December 25, 2020.
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6 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
2,568.9 hrs on record (98.4 hrs at review time)
Second worst game I've had the displeasure of getting addicted to. It's not a joke, don't play this steaming heap of ♥♥♥♥.
Posted December 23, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
2,590.1 hrs on record (1,914.9 hrs at review time)
No pros and cons list, just pros.
Masterpiece.
Posted November 17, 2019.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
378.0 hrs on record (288.5 hrs at review time)
Spicy.
Posted March 28, 2017.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.3 hrs on record (0.2 hrs at review time)
This game is gonna be popular.
Add more pugs.
10/10
Posted November 9, 2015.
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4 people found this review helpful
1,061.8 hrs on record (485.5 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Okay, in all honesty this game is kinda bad. I mean, I would love the ♥♥♥♥ out of it if it were something that was actually ENJOYABLE at certain ranks, or levels, but the few things that suck about this game can stress you out to hell.

Well I for one would love this game if these weren't problems:

-Matchmaking servers have low tick. Sometimes your shots can't connect for no reason, you can't bhop, and it's ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ IMPOSSIBLE to get good boosts on spots that are available on 128 tick servers
-The community is the worst... Even worse that Cod's. There's a bunch of people in the wrong rank saying you suck while they distroy you every time you spawn, there's children of about 10 running around spinbotting, and EVERY late night game, is RUSSIANS WHO CAN'T SPEAK ENGLISH.
-VAC does NOT work. You can observe hackers in the damn game who are spinbotting, aimbotting, teleporting, scripting, and it's hard to do anything that involves moving or winning.
-The ranking system makes no sense at all. You can win one game at Gold Nova 2 and rank up, then get 2 games on Gold Nova 3, and then bam. 10 wins and gold nova master and you can't rank up.
-It's really unrealistic. In real life an m4 doesn't doesn't kick 4 feet in the air. They're literally made NOT to do that. Also, you can headshot someone with a glock or ANY weapon in real life and bam, one shot kill, but in the game is takes 3 headshots with a glock to kill someone >.>

It's fun for well... Fun. Like custom servers and workshop maps, and collecting skins is really an adventure, but well... Competetive is broken.
Posted July 16, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.7 hrs on record
Come at me, Internet. B)
Posted February 3, 2015.
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No one has rated this review as helpful yet
0.7 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
I dunno why so many people are complaining. It's fun as hell.
Posted February 1, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.3 hrs on record (12.4 hrs at review time)
That's it. Best game ever.
Hands down.
Just finished it, still shaking.
Wow. Scenery is beautiful and the characters are perfect and...
THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH FOR MAKING THIS <3

One thing that sucked was that it was finished too early T-T
Posted January 9, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
0.8 hrs on record (0.5 hrs at review time)
I got a melon and named it Darlene. My friend then smashed me melon wife. 10/10
Posted June 9, 2014.
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