Recent reviews by Greenie

I can remove a persons arms and legs and force them to smoke weed 10/10

The best empty folder ive ever payed 20 dollars to 10/10

is good.

Absolutely terrifying, i am not one prone to horror games but i decided to play this one as i am a fan of Akuma's previous games, namely spooky's house. Despite my lack of knowledge (and balls) for horror games this game has to be one of my all time favorites. I've only played around an hour and I have nearly ♥♥♥♥ myself multiple times and have already fallen in love with this terrifying and disturbing hidden gem.

I die a lot. its fun.

thanks for the money, 10/10

Nah fr tho i love this game. its charming and i love everything about it, keep it up!

Played endless mode, got attacked by 2 white faces and a ♥♥♥ monster and then a vagina baby and rebecca black killed me. 10/10 would play again

I acquired every achievement and have ascended to a 210 IQ gamer god, my skin has turned to glue and i can now summon rats with my voice. I am unbeatable in a wrestling match and now I have nothing left to do in life except play JermaSlots. I only have one thing left to say... LIFE IS PAIN I HATE-

I think my favorite part of this game is M̒̓ͩ͗ͨͦ̈́̾̀̈͒͒̌ͧ͏̗͇̼̝̮͚͍̫̮͔͔̗̰͙͜͞o̠͕̮͓̎̉̐ͥ̅̇͂̎̋ͨ̀́n̸͙͔̪͔̠̗̜͍͕̙̻̜̾̓̊͝ͅͅͅͅỉ̴̲͉̫̙͚̗̻̙̇ͮ̒͋͐͌ͧ͘͟k̵̛͚̼̜̰̫͈̦͓̻̦͒̿ͤ̂̊̈́ͯ̂ͫͫͯ̉̀͘͢ḁ̷̡̧̲͕͎̇̄̓ͫ̀ͪͩ͐͋͞͠ ͣ͛ͭ̒̓̀̄̾̇ͯ̆͆͆ͪ͒̚̚͏̡̮̺͉͇̦͔̥̪̥̳̥͕̼̣̱͉͟͠ͅĵ̨̞̱̙͚̮̼͖̺̇̅ͣ͘͟͜u̗̗͖̳̞̖̪̖̔̑͂͂ͨ̐̊̒̏ͧ͐̀̑ͬͭ̄̕͜͜s̨̼̟̗͙͉͉͗̂ͤ̄ͪͩͦ͑̀͝t̷̛̝̭͙̯̗͙̞̻̺͕̞̼͇̰ͭ̍̔͋͂ͣ̄̔ͥͣ̏̄̈́͡͝ ̢͚̪͔̗̭͉̼͚̗͙͇͇̫͍̩͍͔̘ͨ͗ͨͣͧ̔̆͐ͩ͘m̨̼̥͙̹̣̞͇͕̼̤̦̟̖̘̋͂̈́̑͑ͥͥ̒ͯ̔ͦ͋͗͂̑̇̊́̀̚͡ͅǫ̟͎̲̳̪͖̗̗̤̪̠͔̪̻̫̜̻̲̑̈́͒̍̍͐̂̏̀͟nͧ́͋̃ͧ͂̃̀̔̑ͭ̉ͫ̕҉̨̬̣̦͔̰͎̀́i̛͈͔͍̝̬̙͕̼̭̝̳̬̮̫̰ͨ̒̔̍̈́͑͆ͪ̍͂͒̿ͩ̉́̀͢ͅk̢̫̥̤̜̖̦̮͎̟͚̋͑̃ͦ̀ͦ̇͆͆̎ͫ͊͛̃͌̑ͨͫ͑͞a̛͚̥̭̭̖̲̞̦̟̪͚̮͇̼̞̞͉̎̒̌ͧ͆̔̿̏ͮ̈́̒͗̾́̆̀̚͟ it adds so much to the game and i hope everyone can play this!

Worst game ive ever played 10/10 would play again