Recent reviews by тнe ｚｕｃｃ

Great game!

This game is owned by "GamersFirst"(HAHAHHAHA, first?), *cough* I mean "MoneyFirst".
This game is cancer, in it's most advanced form. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE this game , but I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hate it at the same time.
Armas Weapons > every other weapon you can buy with in game curency.
Armas Weapons > skill. Skill means nothing in this pile of crap. Get an Arams Weapon for Trial and I guarantee you , that you will wreck everyone that comes into your way.
"Bronze Server" is for Silver and Gold players, and "Silver Server" is for Gold players.
♥♥♥♥ you "GamersFirst" for the "numerous" updates , for the award winning matchmacking system, and for balancing the districts for each ranks.

It's an awesome game, so well made... until you reach rank 15. Then it sucks so bad that you would never want to play it again.

Ok, first of all, I have no idea how it got into my library. Don't recall buying it or anything.(maybe it was from a bundle, who knows..).

Clearly it's not a game made in 24 hours, they seem to have put some work into it and polished it quite nicely. The game is capped at 60FPS and the menus, and the UI is horrible.
It gets boring preatty fast,some maps are unnecessarily bigger than they should.
"One of the most fun puzzle/platformers since Portal" - Sorry , but no , it's not.
It's an ok game, if it costs like 1 Euro or less.At the full price (9.99 euro at this time) , it's not worth it.

>1st time playing
>game opens in window mode
>press esc to get to options
>game closes
>start game 2nd time
>story goes on as I move through the level
>after 1-2 minutes of walking I reach a door
>press e on it then it shows me the controls(very intuitive)
>stuck at controls screen for 2 minutes bc pressing space didn't work
>somehow something kills me and I have to respawn
>respawn, same control screen,still stuck
>Close game, open it 3rd time
>Story goes on but the screen is black
>open console, write exit
10/10 the console is magnific.

10/10 Zombies can walk through walls, also you can climb a ladder trhough a wall.
It's a piece of ♥♥♥♥. Actually no , it's not, because a piece of ♥♥♥♥ is still useful for flies, this isn't that useful.

You can burn things.It's great.

When the entire world turned their back's on Russia, CS:GO made sure to do the opposite!