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19 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
279.2 hrs on record (274.9 hrs at review time)
Honestly the game has been out for a couple years now and I assumed it would lose it's bugs and faults but it hasn't. The game is riddled with bugs, feels incredibly unfair at times due to plenty of factors outside of your hands. And even for experienced players this game is a mess.
1. You have no time to catch up with the game as the era's progress way to fast, science and culture are king.
2. Loyalty is still broken.
3. The need for certain districts is to high, which doesn't allow you to make cities unique.
4. AI are absolutely rubbish and will hate you for the worst things.
5. The whole CO2 and disasters thing is now the whole endgame, fun for once, ruins it for the rest.
6. You have to pay for new civs as "DLC".
7. Cities feel like they don't grow at all, "Future Era with my 15 citizens city capital and 3 5pop cities"
8. You have to plan your entire city era's ahead, where you want your wonders, districts, what resources to keep.
9. F*ck Loyalty honestly
10. Slightly to politically correct

Civ V was an amazing game and Civ VI tried to bring that awesomeness with some new features while fixing the bugs and mistakes.
It took the worst and added bad to that, what a shame for the series ...
Posted July 4, 2021.
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1 person found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
8.4 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
General info;
Short funny puzzle game, 2D, Crime

Pro's:
-Really funny
-Diffrent story endings
-They know you're gonna skip the story so they allow skipping x3
-Nice artstyle that fits the game really well
-Has a workshop (that you'll never access anyway)

Cons:
-The game is really short
-DOORS

If you play it quickly, you can get your money back ;)
Posted November 24, 2016.
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22 people found this review helpful
5 people found this review funny
23.2 hrs on record (18.4 hrs at review time)
I am going to write something like many have done before and jumping onto that hypetrain.
When I first started this game, I thought it was overhyped, but I got proven absolutely wrong.
I advise all of you to try out this game, blind. It's a masterpiece, it isn't the graphics, it isn't the battle-style,
no this game gives us characters that we start to love and care about, it throws our feelings into it as if we really are Frisk.
The game is very simple, the music is absolutely great, but what makes this game shine is what most criticize.
The game is very open, has many plot holes and -twists. We end up fantasizing ourselves further and I believe this is what Toby, the creator, wanted. The game doesn't end when it really ends, it lives up further in us, and we create theories, alternate endings and new bonds and stick like a gum to a bench to this game. It got everything going for it, it's sad, it's funny, it's dark and it's beautiful, you DETERMINE how the game will go.

Pro's:
+++ Amazing character development
++ Music
++ Freedom the game offers you
++ Puns ;)

Cons:
I don't really see any cons except if you want to nag about the duration of the game, well what can you expect from a game that was nearly completely created in the mind of man that needed a kickstarter budget? (Thank you Toby)

I really feel great that my friends advised me this game. I advise it to everyone that loves either oldschool games, RPG's or just something else with a nice story in between playing league and cs go.
Posted June 10, 2016.
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11 people found this review helpful
19.6 hrs on record (18.8 hrs at review time)
It was a friend of me who advised me this game, I didn't think much of it till I actually started playing.
This game is so well made and so beautiful. It's a 2D platform (puzzle) game that puts 3D games of it's kind ashamed, the graphics are brilliant, the gameplay is intense and the story will certainly touch you.

Pro's:
-Beautiful game
-Short but touching story
-Supportive music
-Challenging levels

Con's:
-Game lenght (The steam version isn't finished yet though)
-Ginso tree ... I only died like 50 times x3
Posted April 4, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
65.8 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
This is a very pleasant but useless game. It's a game about making money by pressing bars or let managers press bars for you.
Pro's:
Very funny
Excellent for time wasting
Con's:
There is nothing you can achieve with this game, you cannot beat your friends.

The music will give you cancer ...
Posted May 24, 2015.
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