My ♥♥♥♥♥ wife doesn't let me fish anymore. I always have to "take the kids to school" or "take the trash out." I would much rather be out fishing. Sometimes, late at night, I tell her I'm taking the dog out for a walk around town, when in reality, I'm dipping my rod in the local reservoir hookin' some bluegill. We don't even have a dog. I hate my wife.