Recent reviews by david hasselhoff

atleast gearbox made one good game

so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ optimized its freaking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ amazing so optimized you even get good fps on good pc'sw
that strange right? yeah that is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ strange the standard is to have ♥♥♥♥ fps on nvidia and even worse on amd.
if your balls didn't drop from that here's another bomb the game isn't even total ♥♥♥♥!!!!!
woaw right a good game with good fps am i dreaming????

overall i would rate this game about 16 cats out of 20 cucumbers

ow boy payday 2 the biggest heist of this game is on the cosumers.
to be fear the game is alot of un and the shooting is solid there are alot of skills to unlock and the skills are fun.
there are also alot of heists even if you dont own any of the 100+ dlc's .

but the real problem is the dlc for this game okey there are some free dlc's but there's not alot of them.
really if this game was a burger and you had the standard game you would only get the patty's.
its not that bad considering dlc is what the community wanted but where it starts to get bad is on the micro transactions.
the devs said
"We've made it clear that Payday 2 will have no microtransactions whatsoever (shame on you if you thought otherwise!)"
and yet 2 years later yes microtransactions!
and there not only cosmetic things they are skinns that improve the preformance of your damn gun!
its already a pay to play game now there making it a pay to play pay to win game thats freaking ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!
and when people complain about it you get kicked of the freaking forums.

please if your considering buying this game please dont only if its for supporting ♥♥♥♥♥♥ devs like these.

i can sum this game up in one sentence.
"You either die a hero or life long enough to see yourself become a villian."

very good game but...... its very short would buy it if its cheap

this is a real next-gen worms experience and all should play it its great and very next gen

played it for a littlebit now quite like it

this game is alot of fun
its only kinda sad that not alot of people play it :(

okey this game is great fun!

upside:
1:the core game is alot of fun
2: if the monster is level 2 its an epic battle (in public level 3 monster is gonna ♥♥♥♥ on you not with friends dough)
3: its new,innovative
4: you find matches rather quickly
5: overall the game is fun
6: runs great on intel pc
down side
1: it runs not to great on amd.
2: if the hunters are bad and the monster is good its not that fun
3: it can be running simulator 2015

overall on amd this game is for me a 7-10
for intel users ill rate it an 8-10

and to all you guys that are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about day 1 skin dlc what does it matter there only skins.
you should be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ about 2 seasonpasses cause thats where the real problem is

nope just nope even worse than the holodome its just ♥♥♥♥