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I have been called:
EatYourSheep EYS Sheep Eat Mr. Sheep EatYourSh*t EatYourSheepo EatYourSleep MemeYourSheep EatMyCock EatMyAss Sheeo Sheepy EatYourBleep DrinkYourBleach MemeYourBleach EatYourPeep Sheepers Mr. Sheep Consumer EatYourMutton VoreYourSheep SheepMan EatYourCake

Thank you, all of you are awesome. :P


Favorite quotes:

"🍽🐑"

~Discord

"DON'T MAKE ME GO SUPER SAYAN! I AINT AFRAID TO KICK A PUPPY"

~Discord

"Lasky: I just read your quote wall, i think my sides are broken now
Lasky: And my will to live
EatYourSheep: I am adding what you just said to the quote wall. Thank you.
Lasky: XD
Lasky: YUS
Lasky: I can die peacefully now"

~Steam Messages

"[stfunicorn]: good think yall arent sheep farmers
[Karrat]: no you eat your sheep
[EatYourSheep]: lol
[CarrotFarmer]: hehe nic one bill
[Guivre]: Don't tell me what to do
[DevErratic]: Mmmm mutton"

~Overwatch

"[EatYourSheep]: Why do I keep on seeing you? lol
[THOTPATROL]: i dont know maybe i just havnet learned to start eating my sheep"

~Overwatch

"Person: I just realized, is your username 'EatYourSheep'?
Me: Yeah.
Person: Huh... points for creativity.
Me: Thanks!"

~Overwatch

"sheep you sound like a nerd no offense lol"

~CS:GO (While explaining what Bitcoin mining is to someone.)

"Did anyone ever find it attractive when bugs bunny would put on a dress and play a girl bunny?"

~Overwatch

"Person: I have never heard of Halo 1 coming out on the PC.
Me: Like how no one on this chat knows about Spyro.
Person: Probably because it is some furry game."

~Discord (Paraphrased.)

"EatMyCock...hey, you shut up... [Garbled speech]!" (No one had said anything when he paused twice.)

~CS:GO

"A birthday ate my sheep what?"
(The username came out as "Birthday | EatYourSheep" and not "Birthday! EatYourSheep".)
~Team Fortress Classic (On my birthday! :D)

"I thought you were called EatYourSleep... Three meals a day plus sleep."

~Team Fortress 2

"EatYourSheep : Tell us a bear fact bearfacts
BearFacts: Bearfact #58: We shouldn't watch bears f*ck cause they'll get pissed"

~Team Fortress 2

"♥Grimey Savage♥ : this is my first game
...
EatYourSheep : This is legit my first game guys.
Jolly : but this is still my first game
♥Grimey Savage♥ : same eatyoursheepo"

~Team Fortress 2 (Obviously not our first games...)

"Person 1: Oh, it did not make sense to me until I saw your profile picture to understand your name EatYourSheep!
Person 2: Why is that?
Person 1: It's a picture of a wolf and wolves eat sheep!"

~Team Fortress 2

"EatYourSheep : Windows 95, how much did you use Windows 95 back in the 90's?
Windows 95 : As much as people smoked in the 60's
Akumu-chee : ouch
EatYourSheep : lol
EatYourSheep : Good one
"

~Team Fortress 2

"Me: Frickin' Sentry
Guy: Why frick?
Me: Because why not?
Guy: Why don't you say f*ck like a normal person?"

~Team Fortress 2

"Can you kill that sniper please Mr. Sheep?"
~Team Fortress 2

"♥♥♥ u ur loud"

~Tower Unite

(Getting kicked or banned for playing ear ♥♥♥♥ on multiple displays... I'm so sorry XD.)

"EatYourSh*t get off of the drums!"

~Tower Unite
(Playing off beat to a YouTube video on purpose.)

"I think the types of people who say dubstep is really good are the types of people who like to wear v-necks"

~Discord (I know this isn't Steam related but it is still funny)
This was after I posted some of my electronic music from Spotify... most of it was chillstep, sort of like dubstep, but whatever.

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