You are being watched.
The government has a secret system:
A machine that spies on you every hour of every day
I know because I built it
I designed the machine to detect acts of terror,
But it sees everything
Violent crimes involving ordinary people, people like you.
Crimes the government considered irrelevant.
They wouldn’t act, so I decided I would.
But I needed a partner, someone with the skills to intervene.
Hunted by the authorities, we work in secret.
You’ll never find us, but victim or perpetrator,
If your number’s up, we’ll find you.

Legend says that one day Thumper will unite the whole gang again...

T Button, press the T Button

Wehrmacht veteran, hope everything is going good.

Howdy from Texas.

You think you're funny, pal? You know what happened to guys like you during the prohibition...

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