Recent reviews by Malen

You can turn a lightswitch on and off with your own piss in this game.

Any game that lets you do that is immediately a top-tier game.

After playing the game and finishing most of it's side content, I can honestly say...

I don't get why the game gets hate.

Now, I understand some of the flaws from the get-go;
The enemies are spongy as hell,
the story is weak as ♥♥♥♥,
the Twins act like a bunch of dumbasses
and the villains are obvious the moment they enter the screen.

But in my opinion, the gunplay and general gameplay loop is decent enough for me to recommend the game to you on a personal level. Sure, it's the weakest of the MachineGames Universe of Wolfenstein games so far but that doesn't mean its an inherently bad game. I've played worse.

This game is like, a solid 7/10.

I guess that you could say that it's pretty good.

Do you like top-down games?
Do you like hack and slash games?
Do you not play games like Arin Hanson?
Do you like to actually look deeper into videogames and see that they're a really big message and a very heartfelt, personal one at that?

If so, Travis Strikes Again is for you! TSA, as I will call it, is a top-down hack and slash game where you get to play as one of two assassins; the iconic d-bag anti-hero dude known as Travis Touchdown and the new and not-so-fresh, kinda-smells-like-rancid-BBQ man known as... Badman! The game is brimming with personality and charm, with unique enemies, actual challenge (if you had your first playthrough on Bitter), immensley replayable boss battles and levels, *fantastic* soundtrack and an overall good time for everyone!

I also reccommend co-op, but since it's local, I also suggest using Steam Remote Play for it. Buy it for yourself! Buy it for your friends! Buy it for literal strangers! Buy it for everyone!

This is Malen, saying "Moe~!", "♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!" and "Eggs on toast", signing off until the next review I put out! My fingers really hurt from typing this much! I should go back to drawing now.

I'm going to keep this short.

If you want a fun, easy to pick up but hard to master pseudo-fighting game with a yellow-emoji-man with a teleportation fixation, then get this one. It's great fun!

Just give me my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Black Rose, please.

This game is cheesy.
This game is croatian.
This game is awesome.
Buy it.

This gets all of my yes.
It has Counterfeit.

This game is pure, uncooked insanity.
It's like meth. Or Dark Souls.
Except in this, the only bonfire you lit is the first one.
And you're stripped to just being naked with a straight sword.
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You should get this game.
I say this, as I did.
And let me tell you, if your reflexes suck...
You're in for a bad time.
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deteroirates or something I don't ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ know get this game.

This game.

This freaking game.

It's like if someone took Painkiller and said: "Say, this game is too violent, this game is too demonic, how about we give it a slightly more kid-friendly look and spice it up a lil' bit?" Then they took the engine, remodeled everything and turned the enemies into bricks.

Or it's like Quake. Except Quake had those noises, like "BLGHLBHLBHL" and this game has "Aaah." I luv this game, seriously, but honestly? I'm gonna go with the Painkiller theory. It's like this game's daughter. Except Painkiller was in all them wars, while this game is like Angry Birds or...I dunno. A random Children's FPS game. Or something.

Get it for your kids if you want them to grow up angry and addicted to FPS's. And with hightened reflexes. And a hatred for cubes. And apples. And an addiction to coca cola/pepsi. And a hatred for you. And a loving for Macintosh Plus, because that music goes good with this game.

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