Recent reviews by Phoenixness

If you enjoy saying:

• "that did not actually hit me piss off"
  
• "oh great here comes <large number> <large enemies>, again"
  
• "****ing <enemy> and their <gameplay mechanic>"
  
• "ah **** here we go again"
  
• "wtf are my teammates still fighting over there we have <minutes/seconds> til we fail"
  
• "Why doesn't the <weapon without armor penetration> not kill <enemy with armor>?!?"
  
• "Why doesn't the <weapon WITH armor penetration> not kill <enemy with armor>?!?"
  
• "no no no no no no no no no run run run run run run run"
  
• "That's a tank™️"

AND you enjoy:

• Democracy
  
• Explosions
  
• More explosions
  
• Explosions that kill you
  
• Explosions that kill your team mates
  
• Explosions that kill you AND your team mates
  
• Explosions that kill nothing
  
• Guns that shoot bullets
  
• Guns that don't shoot bullets
  
• Getting zapped by an arc thrower
  
• Burning your enemiesBurning yourself
  
• "Saving" civilians
  
• [Redacted by Ministry of Truth]
  
• Eating bugs for breakfast
  
• AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  
• Climbing on top of resupply pods
  
• Not Climbing on top of smol rock™️
  
• Floating orbs o̴̺͘f̶͎̐ ̴͔͊s̷͒ͅū̵͎͘p̵̲̞͋͠e̷̯̪͝r̸̩̣̊ ̵̱̊̑u̶̦̚r̶͖̱̈́̕a̷̦͛n̸̤̳͠î̷͕ú̴̳m̵͉̎̎ͅ ţ̶͚̠̗̙͉̮̳̞͒̾̊̈̌̊̈́h̵͍́̂͘a̸̡̳̒͋̾̂ț̸̛̳̍͐̂͆ ̵̧̩͕̹͉͎̂͌̆̏̍̑̊̓͝͠D̸̰͂̉̄͑͊́̓O̴͖̯̐N̵͇̯͈͚̘̭̬̊̈́͋̊̚͝'̸̧̞͈̳͋t̸̪͚̮͌̇͑ ̸̢̢̙̙͙̭͇͒̋͛̌͜͜͜Ţ̶̧̗̫̝̯̜͍͉̒͌̂͌̏ͅÃ̴̡̧̛̜̜̮̝̺̻͎͍̠͚̘͎͍͍͓͕̫͉͕̪̯͍̯̰̟͓͕͍̱͕͍͍͎͓̣͙̳͎͂̈́̈́̒̏͐̂͋͗̀̓͛̚ͅͅS̴̢̧̛̛̙̦̮̼͉̺̰͕̤̻̣̣̠̪̲̗̘͔̗̻͚̩̦̱̥͈̮̥͙̖͍̦̟͚̬̪̙̪̫̗̱̲̎̈́͊̌͆̊͑̈̇̈́̀̐̔̓̏̎̉̑̾̕͜͠͝͝Ţ̷̛̹̫̥̗̯͈͕̺̝̥͎̣͉̯̪̳̟̱͂͆̍̈́͒͂̈̍̿̕̚̕̚͜͠͝ͅͅE̶̡̨̨̨̡̪̩̖͈̱̪̞̪̟̭͎̻̠̟̪͈̦͔̪̣̰͑̽̊̈́̈́̔́̍̀̉͐̊̈̍̿̅̋͂̂̒̅̽̕͘͜͝ͅ ̴̨̥̜̫̲̙̪͓̜̝̹̫͈̳̪̥̜̝͓͖͔͇̇̌͑̊̅̿̀̈́͗̀̌͋̈́̍̑̏́̆͐͒̋͊̑͂͘͠͠G̵̡͔̝͔̫̝͈͚͎͉̭̗̻̜̠͆̓͗̐͒͐̓̀́̋̋̿͛̏̀͋̒͛́̑͑͗̀͗̀̑̈́̐̓̔̈͆̔͋͘̚͘͘̕͘͠͠͝͠O̴̧̧̨̙̠͚̘̦̤͉̼̹̥͚̟̝̘̟̮̦̳͋͆̐̍͜͜͝Ơ̸̡̨̛͕̤̯͖͍̠̖͉̣̗͚̗̲̩̤̞͈̬͖̙̬̺̖͉͎̺̎̋̾́̂̓̀͂̾͐̈̆̈́̎̊̍̋̚͜͝͝ͅD̴̢̡̡̢̢͎͚̥̟̱̠͓͉̝̖̤̘̖̪͖̭̝̘̝̼̽̀̍̐́̄͆̈́̏̀̐̂̇̃͘͜ͅ ̸̨̢̡̡̪̯̠͓̫͍͉͚̗̞̻̣̭̹̣̘̫̞̖̭̹͈̟̺͓̹̞̼̐̿̑͝
  
• Being branded a traitor to kill a bile titan
  
• Being in range of enemy artillery
  
• Being in range of enemy artillery
  
• Being in range of enemy artillery
  
• Being in range of enemy artillery
  
• Being in range of enemy artillery
  
• ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
  
• Something about a creek idk
  
• A planet called Hellmire that is exactly what it says on the tin
  
• Here?
  
• What about here?
  
• Here!
  
• How about here?
  
• Getting lasered to death by your dog
  
• Doing your part

Then this is the game for you!

2022 Wuling Hongguang Mini EV Macaron

Ignore the reviews saying it's a dead game, it isn't receiving much love from the devs right now but it is far from dead. Lots of people making 'mixed' reviews after their hours have forgotten how much fun discovering this game was. I wish I could go back and discover the game again.

Good Game, Mini-games are great for competitive duos and the story is heartwarming :D

We're getting even more content for this amazing game, for free. Heck I'd pay for more content but ConcernedApe is just that awesome.

Yep good.

Deep Space Interstellar seems like a great game, very keen to follow it's development. Right now there are a few little clunky bits and bugs, and it would be nice to have peer to peer.

Fun game, weapons feel great, graphics look nice, themes are neat, but yet another of Treyarch/Activision's poorly optimised games that add to the trend of release first make playable later. except in this case it just crashes if you so much as look at it funny. Extremely disappointing that game studios this large no longer care for quality control and user experience. and to add insult to injury, I guarantee this game will still cost full price with the occasional ''''''''''sale'''''''''' or whatever no matter how old it is because imagine discounting your old, un-updated games when you could con a few more people into buying them at full price.

Best Borderlands game to date, awesome story, well written characters, a villain to rival or IMO surpass Jack. Gunplay has been enhanced by Spell (grenade) and Melee builds that feel great. Don't bother with the DLC on this one though, the main game is more than enough and the DLCs are pretty forced as loot grind.

However, the most recent update (as of writing) added chaos 100, which is their end game progression system. This is a change from chaos 50 which was already a large grind. Add to this the crazy level of RNG that comes with the tiered gear and you get one hell of a grind system; which some people love, but is far beyond most casual players. I don't want to leave the game on a negative note because it is amazing in every other way, but despite only finishing to chaos 51, I think I am finished the game for now unless some QoL changes get implemented. EDIT: grinded to chaos 100, god rolled one of my gear pieces for my main build, safe to say my main character is a god now, all is well :)

Very much recommend for lovers of any of the borderlands series, lovers of DnD or lovers of good looter shooters.

It pains me to leave a negative review of a borderlands anything but this ""PLC"" is objectively the worst.
Unlike the chaos chambers, these mirrors don't have 'lives' which wouldn't be so bad if the boss didn't have 4 immunity phases where between each one you have to run an overfilled gauntlet then destroy 4 crystals that are all separated enough that you have to run around an arena full of environmental hazards with like 2 enemies to res off if you happen to die.

All of that would be fine if getting back to the boss didn't take running through 4 pointlessly extended rooms. one of the rooms is about 4x longer than it has to be, all because we have to wait for a mine cart to move before we wait for a lever so we can wait some more for a bridge, repeat you guessed it, 4 times. but by far the worst is waiting on the smallest square on the ground, which you will get knocked off of too many times while, again, waiting for something to happen. Oh and you have to do that all 4 times.

$15 AUD for the privilege of waiting. the literal only redeeming parts of this PLC is that it has one of the better crystal farming areas, but even that is a point of contention.