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An amazing, special game. Personally the best storytelling I have ever encountered in a videogame, along with a compelling story. I would recommend going in completely blind though, so avoid reviews and just play it.

Unlike everyone else here, I'm going to review the game rather than it's customer support.
I'll preface this by saying that I don't really care about or play Online. It's fun and all, but singleplayer is really where this masterpiece of a game shines.
I truly believe this to be the best, most perfect game ever made- gameplay, while a little on the generic side, is incredibly fun; shooting feels good and cars control beautifully. The story is told in a way that would not work in either TV or a movie, which is why it stands out. Of the games that I have played personally, this game's character development is perfect; I'd even argue that in a lot of ways, the games story and characters are better than those in a lot of movies.

I'm going to sound like a massive fanboy here, but I honestly cannot think of anything bad to say about this game.

TL;DR (it isn't that long you lazy ♥♥♥♥)
10/10, perfection.

Yet another case of, to quote Jim Sterling, Indie Generosity. People seem to give this game a pass simply becasue of the fact that it was made by two guys and has a unique (though not necessarily good) art style. A mediocre platformer at best, nothing more.

Masterpiece. My favourite game of all time.

God, I love this game. The combat is smooth, flowing and captures the fluidity of the way the elves fight in the movies perfectly. The stealth is very enjoyable, if a little similar to Assassin's Creed, but it's great to pick off Uruks one by one as they steadily discover more and more bodies. The nemesis system is, of course, very damn cool and allows you to carve your own stories, finally killing that Uruk that has killed you time and time again and feeling an epic sense of revenge and accomplishment. The story is pretty good too, and the graphics are incredible- I can, personally, keep a consistent 90fps, however sometimes I experienced random and severe framerate drops.
9.7/10

Personally, I really like this game. The combat is enjoyable, the hacking is a decent gimmick, if a little simple, and some of the side missions can be very fun. Most of the characters are very interesting and get a good amount of development, but Aiden, the character the player plays as..... ehhh. I tried to like him, to put myself in his shoes, but I just couldn't. Let's hope he stays for Watch_Dogs 2 and he gets a bit of character development.

TL:DR (Oh come on, the review's not that long)
8/10
Good combat, interesting characters, hacking is fun.

I was pleasently suprised by this game. Sure, it has it's flaws, and the anticheat system is a joke, but it's a solid FPS and an enjoyable time killer. Of course it has the standard amount of f2p pay to win garbage, but you can look past that.

8/10

Shot a two-headed cow.
It exploded.
10/10

Honestly? An average multiplayer shooter at best, only made worse by one of the worst communities I have ever had the displeasure of encountering.

How to correctly play skyrim-

1) Get the urge to play it every few months
2) Mod it to hell
3) Play for 5 minutes
4) N e e d m o r e m o d s
5) Get more mods
6) Repeat steps 3-5 until step 7 occurs
7) Game crashes
8) Try to fix it
9) Fail
10) Rinse and re-♥♥♥♥♥♥♥-peat