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42.3 hrs on record (6.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, buy this game
Posted January 2, 2020.
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61.0 hrs on record (17.4 hrs at review time)
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Buy this game
Posted January 16, 2019.
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4 people found this review helpful
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82.7 hrs on record (4.1 hrs at review time)
I played the Situations and I really enjoyed this game. But then me and my mates tried to join a squad. THEN ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥ MAN. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ HELL. ERRORS EVERYWHERE. I HAVEN'T SEEN SO MANY ERRORS SINCE MY PRE CALCULUS PAPER. Look, if you know how to fix ♥♥♥♥, then get this game. It's Amazing. But the servers in Ubisoft seem to be manhandled by a toddler who'd rather eat dirt than do his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ job.

TL;DR The gameplay is amazing, the servers are ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.
Posted July 1, 2016.
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122.5 hrs on record (30.8 hrs at review time)
Got Apple Juice as a quest reward. Aw yiiiiis. I finally understand how this game got GOTY.
Posted June 5, 2016. Last edited June 5, 2016.
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1 person found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
421.9 hrs on record (239.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
Story Time.

Somewhere in Westeros, Lord Eddard Stark commanded one person to go and check the middle of the battlefield, and two men to check Bombsite A and two men; including himself to check in Bombsite B.

Alas, the men had a weird attraction to Bombsite A for some strange reason so they all stormed in Bombsite A rather than check the middle of the battlefield and Bombsite B. This left Lord Eddard Stark uneasy. But prideful and fearless as he was, he stormed to Bombsite B alone.

(But crap happens. Just like every single episode in Game Of Thrones)

Just like the sound of thunder, enemies approached Bombsite B with full force. Lord Eddard Stark fends for himself and asks for backup. But his cry for help was answered too late. He then lays on the ground and utters his last words, "Why. Why didn't you check Bombsite B? You all checked A. Why?"

As his men fight for their lives against their foes they were all destroyed by the enemies due to their superior abilities.

Then the skies were shrouded with black clouds, thunder bellows and says, "Terrorists Win".

The End.

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This game brings tons of memories, good and bad alike.

11/10 would solo B again. Buy this game.
Posted May 13, 2015. Last edited May 13, 2015.
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22.8 hrs on record (21.7 hrs at review time)
Name the number of Superhero games which were actually good...............Batman: Arkham City is one of those games.
Posted January 1, 2015.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
86.3 hrs on record (68.2 hrs at review time)
One of the best RPGs I've ever played. Only downside is that your character is mute except on the battlefield.
Posted October 17, 2014. Last edited October 31, 2014.
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2 people found this review helpful
19.3 hrs on record (9.1 hrs at review time)
I actually thought this game would be really overrated(considering it's all over the internet). But I was wrong SO VERY WRONG. For months, this games has collected dust in my library. Then the time came for me to play it,. Then BOOM a TWO Dollar game which I picked up from a sale was actually worth it. A must have for the PC Master Race.
Posted September 4, 2014.
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229.8 hrs on record (211.9 hrs at review time)
Seriously? Looking at the negative feedback? None. Awesome game. Grab your wallet, steal your mom's hard earned money if you have to. This game is the bomb.

TL;DR
Get your mom's money

Buy game

Very good
Posted July 6, 2014. Last edited November 15, 2015.
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1 person found this review helpful
26.6 hrs on record (7.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
So, I hacked some dead bodies. The bodies exploded.
Posted June 18, 2014.
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