Recent reviews by Dan

Thank you Kevin, for everything.

RIP Kevin Conroy

You get to attack New Yorkers

better than Infinite

i have a love hate relationship with this game

10/10 would still recommend

I contracted Feline AIDS from this game.

San Andreas is a great game, if not one of the best games of the 21st Century. IMO, Rockstar just doesn't have the energy to pull off a better game than this. The story will get you hooked, plus the gameplay aspects were perfect for its time. The missions are fun (except the RC Plane ones and Learning to Fly. Fuhgeddaboudit with those missions.) The Customization is improved from Vice City, whereas instead of outfits, you wear separate pieces of clothing and vehicles can be customized. The one thing that makes me love this game the most is the JETPACK. flying into Area 69 with a pair of Micro Uzis and stealing one of the tanks is hella fun not gonna lie.
To wrap this review up cause I don't want to drag on about how great this game is, San Andreas is a 10/10 in my book.

Antonio Banderas in a Michael Bay movie. That's all I have to say.

Game is so realistic, you get friendzoned, no matter what, just like in real life.
*cue Biz Markie's Just a Friend*
10/10

I asked for this.
10/10

Global Offensive is fun, addicting, and an easy way to piss off the Russians in your neighborhood.