Recent reviews by Patrick Bateman

Resident Muppets

10/10 game in my opinion.

It is a challenging, but very rewarding game. The story is amazing, the environment is beautiful, the puzzles are challenging, and it never gets boring.

Well, the name of the expansion describes the game itself. Hot garbage. The game looks gorgeous, the creatures are stunningly beautiful, but the good features end here. The controls are disastrous, it feels like driving a car with a water level for steering wheel. There is no map in the game, only a compass style navigation bar, and the mission markers make no sense half the time. From what I've seen the game can be beat in 5-7 hours if you know what you are doing. If you don't you will wander around in circles for 4-5 hours plus, because of the horrible mission markers. The humor (or the lack of it) is also disastrous, and forced, the repeating jokes get old real fast, it's just not funny.

It's sad to see such good ideas and potential go to waste because frustratingly annoying mechanics, which could have been changed or repaired by now. AND it is for the same price as Satisfactory. Definitely does not hold up to the 30€ price tag.

The save system is a joke (there are no autosaves after objectives, even tho it's a feature of the game). The path finding system is incredibly dumb, if there is a longer, safe path, but a shorter path full of enemies, of course the characters will take the certain death path. You have to micro manage EVERY tiny movement of your soldiers, otherwise the pathfinding will screw you over. The gameplay itself is easier then cooping with the poorly implemented mechanics of the game.
6/10 Good concept, good story, very mediocre execution

Boris and the Dark Survival is a very unique, cheap and beautiful, little masterpiece of a game.

Still insanely good today

One of my favorite games, it was amazing, sometimes it was difficult, sometimes it needed logic to find your way on the surface. The only negativ thing was the shotgun, it worked like a low range rifle without shells in my opinion. Defeniatly worth it, i'm excited about Last Light i will begin it in short time. If Exodus will be this good, than it will be perfect. Sorry if my english was bad.

I like this game but i spent 30 minutes, to log in after the new update, because the dear devs removed the sign in with stem button. Thanks for wasting my time whit debil "features"....

Best alternativ history medieval game i ever played.

Best WW II map game i ever played