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Recent reviews by Chirese AKA Purple

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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
9.2 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
Posted February 28, 2023.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
3 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
96.5 hrs on record (92.9 hrs at review time)
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn’t prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He’s done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn’t have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He’ll never change. He’ll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn’t keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn’t be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And HE gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should’ve stopped him when I had the chance!
Posted August 2, 2022.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
1 person found this review funny
28.4 hrs on record (10.7 hrs at review time)
wow this game sucks. 200gb minimum for a broken ♥♥♥♥ heap of a game
Posted September 14, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
22.3 hrs on record (18.1 hrs at review time)
This game is awful. Especially if your "friends" leave you to die.
Posted September 8, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
49.1 hrs on record (5.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
tree go down
Posted March 9, 2021.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
No one has rated this review as helpful yet
62.7 hrs on record (14.9 hrs at review time)
big stab
Posted September 15, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
42.9 hrs on record (34.6 hrs at review time)
BIG HORSE
Posted August 20, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
54.4 hrs on record (3.3 hrs at review time)
yes
Posted April 21, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
3 people found this review helpful
23.7 hrs on record (8.9 hrs at review time)
halo
Posted April 16, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
1 person found this review helpful
27.9 hrs on record
bestest
Posted February 11, 2020.
Was this review helpful? Yes No Funny Award
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