Recent reviews by Qui-"Hit the Quan" Jinn

It was a pretty fun game, but too bad I won't be able to play it anymore because they're dropping linux support.

Amazing platformer. It is the only game where my hands are tired from death gripping my controller due to the stress this game gives.

While people may use "rulers", it is still a great game to play with friends.

For once I don't understand how to play a game. The game tries to be abstract, but fails at it. As expected by a game in Early Access, it is nowhere close to being complete. There is only 1 tiny map with 2 other maps branching off, but when you attempt to go there a message displays stating that they will eventually be added. If you manage to escape the map and fall off the world, there is no way to return to the "world" except restarting the program.

"Use Mary's new found powers and Aquarius' magical abilities to solve puzzles and complete quests."
Yes, use the magical ability of playing a flute to a flower!

There is no gameplay. The most you can do is play a flute to a flower. This appears to be the most advanced action in the game one can perform. The strawberries appear to have physics on them, so you can push them around. There is a shop where you can purchase items, however I could not get any currency in-game. The game claims to actually have content in the description, however upon inspection in-game I failed to find any sign of "adventure".

This game was build in the Unity engine. There doesn't appear to be any bugs, probably due to the general lack of content in this game. Graphics are just generic unity assets. "A huge vibrant world, with colourful wildlife and environments." The heavily saturated environment blinds your eyes.

Overall: 3/10

Review of my review: 6/9

Silvers make fun of Silvers
Gold Novas make fun of Silvers
Master Guardians make fun of Gold Novas
Eagles make fun of Master Guardians
Supreme is salty because not Global
Global Elite hates the game but plays it some more

Too much DLC in this game. Hasn't had a major optimization update, the devs are too busy making money and implementing microtransactions. Graphics are not that great, gunplay is not that great, AI is not that great. The only redeeming factor was the community and co-op, but the community has become bitter and toxic.

Worse than a game on a Chinese knockoff console. More useless than a rock. More hackers in the game than sand grains on a beach. Less entertainment value then having an imaginary pet rock.