Recent reviews by PugLady•ItsCookie

I am giving this game a positive review although it needs many fixes. This game is very exhilerating and fun with friends, it can be frustrating with randoms sometimes. It has the potential to be much better than it currently is.
I know that the game just got released and I am loving it. It just needs some fixes that's all.

1. LOBBY.
- About 90% of the time when you try to join a lobby as a survivor it says "FAILED TO JOIN THE GAME. This is not major but very annoying!
- And as a killer you sometimes need to wait up to more than 10 minutes for people to join your lobby. It gets REALLY annoying

2. MATCHMAKING.
- I simply don't understand it. 99% of the time I join a lobby as a survivor I get teamed up with low ranks and somewhat low levels.
- However, 99% of the time I make my lobby as a killer the people who join are very high rank, often higher than 10. (I am rank 20 most of the time because I simply can't be arsed ranking up as of now)

3. BUGS.
- There are many small bugs in the game. There are so many small and weird bugs that are ruining the fun sometimes. I must admit, some bugs are very funny though.

4. RANKING.
- This system is sh*tty. You derank if the killer ragequittes and if you don't perform good enough you will not rank up. If you don't do it good enough/escape you will also derank. You should not lose it, just keep the rank you have.

5. KILLERS CAMPING.
- There needs to be a bigger reason for the killer to not camp someone on a hook. The only reason not to is that if you pick up a survivor more than once on a hook you gain more points. However, most killers don't give a f*ck about it, they just camp until you die and it makes the game somewhat lame.

6. RAGEQUIT NOT TO DERANK.
- As a killer when you are about to kill a survivor, I have noticed this only includes high rank survivors, they ragequit when they are about to die to not derank.

7. REPETITIVE GAME.
- After a while this game gets somewhat repetitive, it needs more gamemodes and more content. I would also love to see some more customization for the survivors and killers, such as more outfits. This would not improve the game overall, I am just a customization nerd.

8. JUKES.
- There need to be some sort of stamina system for survivors vaulting over things. You can so easily evade the killer by just constantly vaulting over the same thing over and over again.

9. ONLY ONE WAY TO DIE.
- It would be nice if they added more than one way to kill survivors. The hook is getting somewhat boring.

10. PLAY WITH FRIENDS.
- You can only play with friends in a private match. "It will come in the next patch" is the only thing that the forums mods can say in defense to any of the bugs and suggestions.

11. KEYS ARE NOT REBINDABLE.
- This might not seem like a big deal to most people, but ALL the left handed people I know prefer to use num pad to play. I feel very sorry for them. Every game should have the option to rebind keys.

You can smack the sh.it out of people with a huge dil.do!

10/10

I can't wait to play Saints Row X with my future kids.

Ending of Episode 1 - Alright, this seems life a fun and interesting game.
Ending of Episode 2 - What just happened...?
Ending of Episode 3 - WHAT THE ♥♥♥♥?!
Ending of Episode 4 - *silent for ten very long seconds* then, NO...WHAT....NO...WHAT..JUST...WHYYY?!?!

Now I'm just waiting and waiting and waiting for episode 5...

This is a really, really good game.
10/10 any day.

My first day in Grand Theft Auto V:

● I accidently blew up a truck - > Mission failed
● I tried to kill and run towards the enemies - > Instantly died
● I drove a car - > Got stuck or destroyed the car
● I raced with the car - > Did not even finish the first lap while the others finished all of them
● I ran after the civilians - > I did not keep up
● I went swimming - > I drowned within 30 seconds
● I flew a plane - > Crashed it within 30 seconds
● I flew a helicopter - > It started to smoke within 1 minute

And I still loved the game

Now I got the hang of it and today's experience is:

● Awesome radio stations
● Awesome strip club and strippers
● Awesome tv channels (aliens, furries and all that weirdgood stuff)
● Awesome movies at the cinema
● Awesome graphics, lightning and city
● Awesome gameplay (heists, missions, races etc)
● Awesome hours of laughing and tears
● Awesome game, I am still amazed by how the game looks like
● Awesome to play with and without friends
● Awesome ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ story! I have finished the story, it was great! (Way better missions and heists)

Also note that:

● You can point your middle finger to anyone. If you are on a bike, car, boat, anything!
● You can pick up hockers during the night. (Note that they often wear red clothes).
● You can easily lose the cops by driving off-road. If that does not work just call creepy uncle Lester♥, he will help you out!

Remember, we are all noobs at first.
GTA V is definetly worth the money

10/10 cookies

APB is a fun game (most of the time).

Pros:

-Amazing character customization, the best I have seen in any game.
-Very good song customization (if you are musical talanted, of course).
-Many cars and weapons to choose between.
-100 people districts.
-Fight clubs for constant action.

Cons:

-The driving is HORRIBLE. It's like driving in mud, turn two seconds before you want to turn and you will be fine.. well done there G1.
-Sh*t load of hackers and triggerbotters. (Less since fairfight)
-Pay-to-get worthy things but not necessarily pay to win because most armas guns are reskins.
-Bad graphics.
-Bad optimization.
-Matchmaking is complete sh*t.
-Small development team and a very greedy one.
-No new content since I started to play the game (2012).
-Not very solo friendly.
-Not really a way to make big profits other than being a talented designer or spending hours of ram raiding.
-Silvers must play with golds because of the ridiculously low population.
-Combat is kind of sh*tty, hit the head or the legs, same damage.
-Not really any new content announced for the future.

But overall I do love this game. Of course I wish it were better in so many ways. APB has so much potential but the developer are to blind and greedy to see and/or give a f*ck about it. Regardless of what I think, if you have a lot of spare time and patience to commit to something new, give this game a try. You will not regret it (most of the time). You easily get addicted to this game.